Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Insider jargon, bad customer service, airline

Airlinese

May 16th 2011, 16:57 by R.L.G. | AIR TRAVEL HELL

IT’S boring to say that airline travel has become a nightmare. From shedding belt and shoes at security, to being told to put your hands by your ears like a grand-theft-auto suspect so someone can evaluate what you look like under your clothes, to the watery four-dollar coffee with non-dairy creamer, to the ever-shrinking services offered by the carriers at ever-higher prices, no frequent air traveller needs reminding that flying today is less fun than most bus travel, and not always faster.

But when inevitable things go wrong and make the experience even worse, the airlines can do one big thing to help themselves in my affections: speak like human beings to the miserable customers. I’m stuck right now at the wrong airport due to a “ground stop”; the way this information was relayed, I had no idea what it meant or which airport was affected. As I shuffled off the plane I’d just boarded with my fellow sufferers I asked the pilot, “does that mean the weather at LaGuardia means we can’t land?”  “Yeah, zero visibility.”  Why hadn’t they just said that?

In general, flying is filled with phrases you’ll never hear anywhere else. You must “deplane”, not just leave the airplane. In a theatre you’re asked to switch your mobile phone off; on an American airline you’re told to put all electronic devices "in the off position”, whatever that is. Carry-on suitcases with wheels apparently became "rollerboards" "roll-aboards" in the mouths of the airline staff at some point. Many of the instructions seem replete with extra verbiage: seats and tray tables in "the full upright and locked position". Flights that are not just full but completely full.

Finally, one last thing about airlinese: the weird intonation that makes flight attendants stress every auxiliary verb:  “This is a completely full flight, so we do ask you to keep your bags beneath your seats. Federal regulations do prohibit smoking on all flights and you are asked to please not smoke in the lavatories.  All electronic items must now be switched off as we have closed the doors and are preparing to taxi.”  It’s weird. I notice when flight attendants don’t do this, and I appreciate it, because I hear a real human at the other end of the curly wire.

Most professions (including journalism) have insider language that has a social value for its users.  Lawyers, consultants, athletes and others are no different. But anyone dealing with the public (especially when giving them bad news like a ground stop) is well advised to put aside the jargon.  It makes you look not professional, but aloof and clueless about what your customers are going through.


Source: http://www.economist.com/blogs/johnson/2011/05/insider_language

NS spelling in advertising promotes poor spelling in youth

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Lots of businesses create deliberately deviant spellings to offer "stand out quality". Take Kwiksave, Kwikfit, Krispy Kreme and my old favourite (sadly no longer with us) Mr Byrite. At some point, a creative in an advertising agency decided that Qu and C were just old-fashioned and that K was where it was happening. K was cool...sorry Kool. Is there something intrinsically more exciting about K than C, or is the act of mis-spelling something part of the rebellious appeal of a brand? Vodafone chooses to use f instead of ph and Toys'R'Us abbreviates too, but do we see them as edgy, unconventional brands? Maybe not.

But is it harmless fun, or is this trendy phonetic spelling something that sends out mixed messages to younger people? Is it leading to an acceptance of bad spelling? One teacher quoted in the BBC piece, Mark Rayner, seems to think so:
In terms of grammar we are fighting a battle on many fronts, from text speak, on the internet, even in emails now you find shortened words are creeping in. Pupils regularly write C for see and U for you. But one hopes schools can still teach the correct spelling and grammar.
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Source: http://englishlangsfx.blogspot.com/2011/09/stoking-up-spelling-trubble.html

Monday, October 3, 2011

Simon Heffer - Prescriptivism: Tabloid Exaggeration

Strictly English by Simon Heffer: Part Three

In the third of four extracts from his book instructing us on correct written English, Simon Heffer tackles the language of tabloid exaggeration


The language of tabloid exaggeration is apparent on every page of what the trade calls the “red-top” newspapers. Prices soar, and then they crash. In politics, rows about issues are always erupting, and they are inevitably furious. The key participants in them clash, and they evince rage. The consequence of an outrage is that there will be a probe, leading up to a damning report. Its shock findings will be followed by a clampdown (or a crackdown). The opponents of the transgressors will slam their behaviour and seek to topple them.
Any death, especially of a teen, is a tragedy, and if more than one person dies it is a catastrophe. It leaves grieving loved ones gutted. Should the victim be a young girl, she was bubbly, especially if blonde. Young men, unless proven criminals, had in their lives had huge respect from their mates.
On the sport pages, managers of soccer teams vow that their sides will do better, knowing they risk being axed if they do not. Should a team suddenly become brilliant it will be because a star player has shown he is a hero, and can expect a hike in his wages. He may then launch a new career as a fashion icon. Should the team crash to defeat in a cup final, all its fans would be devastated.
Celebs will usually have amazing lifestyles that are revealed by the tabloid press as a series of stunning events. These will often be fuelled by champagne and sometimes by drugs. They entail living in a million-pound home, but also possibly sharing a love nest with a stunner and, as the paper will reveal, a love child as a result of extensive cheating on a spouse. The wronged woman (for it usually is a woman) will be brave during her ordeal: until it emerges that she has had a toyboy too, with whom there have been nights of nookie.
Some of the italicised words are pure slang and have no place in respectable writing – celebs and nookie, for example. Others come under the heading of coy or vulgar euphemism – toyboy, love child, love nest, cheating and stunner are what might more directly be called gigolo, illegitimate child, flat, committing adultery and mistress.
Some are simply failures of terminology: those who ride horses go riding, not horse riding; and those who shoot or hunt practise field sports. Blood sports is a politically loaded term popularised by opponents of field sports, and often used unwittingly by newspapers that have no editorial objection to them.

The main objection to most of the tabloid language highlighted above is that it devalues the currency. If somebody is devastated because his football team has lost a match, how does he feel when he gets home and finds his wife and children have been killed in a fire? If a woman is brave because of her reaction to the way in which her philandering husband embarrasses her publicly, how are we to describe her if she endures with courage and fortitude a horrible and potentially fatal illness? How can the ordeal of one experience compare with that of the other?

If one death, however sad for those concerned, is a tragedy, how does one describe the moral effect of a plane crash in which 400 people are killed? If a man who scores a goal is a hero, what term do we reserve to describe one who wins the Victoria Cross? If an MP suffers shame because he claims for a food mixer improperly on his expenses, what does he suffer if he is convicted of a criminal offence? If he is disgraced for being found in bed with someone else’s wife, what adjective do we use of him if he is found to have perpetrated a systematic fraud, or is convicted of paedophilia?

Above all, if unexceptional facts (often supplied to the newspaper by a celebrity’s public relations adviser) are described as having been revealed when, in fact, all they have been is disclosed, what verb is to be used for something that is a genuine revelation?

Other words have become clichés and are therefore meaningless. Little weight is carried now by the metaphorical use of verbs such as soar, crash, launch, emerge, fuel and clash. Nouns like toff, fat cat, clampdown and icon are just lazy labels for people or for abstract activities; so too are phrases such as damning report and shock finding.

Respect (huge or otherwise) in this context is an absurdity. It has become a word used in urban argot to describe not a feeling of reverence by one for another, but what a self-regarding person who has watched too many gangster films imagines is the estimation in which he should be held by others.

* Strictly English: the Correct Way to Write… and Why It Matters by Simon Heffer (Random House, £12.99 t £11.99) is published on Sept 9


Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/bookreviews/7978041/Strictly-English-by-Simon-Heffer-Part-Three.html

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Removing Grammar from School = Crime - Norman Tebbit

In 1985 Norman Tebbit suggested in all seriousness that the abandonment of traditional grammar-teaching in schools had contributed to the breakdown of law and order.

"If you allow standards to slip to the stage where good English is no better than bad English, [it] tends to cause people to have no standards at all, and once you lose standards there's no imperative to stay out of crime."

Quote - Language Change - Henry Hitchings

"A language is a transcript of history, not an immutable edifice." - Henry Hitchings [The Language Wars: A History of Proper English]

(Language is a record of history and is always changing).

Standard English = Success

Kevin Myers: Omigod, this linguistic gibberish is, like, so gross

By Kevin Myers
Friday June 03 2011

There was a single, telling moment when Michelle Obama spoke to a group of inner-city London schoolgirls the other day: she said they must work hard to be different "from other girls".

She didn't say "than other girls", the common and lazy usage into which many people have slipped. She correctly used the preposition rather than the relative conjunction, which -- for example -- the comparative adverb "better" would have attracted: hence, "different from" and "better than".

And she did that because she understood the rules of grammar. Two generations after the civil rights movement, and slightly less after the professional emancipation of women, black American women like Michelle Obama and Condoleezza Rice show how it's done.

Success is terribly simple: it comes from hard work, hard work and more hard work. There is no easy route. And the very first step is the basic step, of learning to speak properly, using grammatically correct speech, constructed from sentences that can be parsed and analysed.

You can bet that the young Michelle and young Condoleezza were taught just that from the age of 11 onwards -- argot, repressed; slang, outlawed; patois, abolished; ghetto-talk, taboo. Speak sentences that President Lincoln could understand, and you cannot go far wrong.

Gentle reader, before the summer term ends, and schools close for another entire meteorological season, ride the Dundrum Luas or the Dun Laoghaire Dart in the mid-afternoon and listen to the "I'm like" babble of today's schoolgirls, for whom 'Sex and the City' is not a faintly mordant sexual satire with gay jokes and subversive word-games, but a social template, a blueprint, an aspiration, and a language role-model.

This is like using 'Dad's Army' as the basis for a military academy, or '30 Rock' as an example of how to run a TV station.

Who in Irish schools understands grammar any more? Does any teacher correct a pupil who says "different than"? Do teachers even have the temerity to stop their pupils speaking in the gruesome American lilt that is now almost the received-dialect of the old Protestant schools of Dublin?

The largely anglicised and hateful Dort accent of 20 years ago, which followed the line of the suburban railway track from Dun Laoghaire to Howth like hogweed, and which turned all "ar" sounds into "or" has gone. It has been replaced by this ghastly transatlantic mishmash of badly-learnt phrases, which is no less absurd than South Sea Isla-nders trying to copy Elvis.

The truth is that educated Americans simply don't talk like the television representations of them. Their conversations don't consist of an endless series of declarations of, "I'm like", followed by a brief facial imitation of some sort of mood or attitude. They mostly compose their sentences grammatically and carefully, a legacy of the Germanic-style high schools which make the US so very Teutonic in culture.

But of course, television -- the inspiration for the blatherings of the "I'm like" generation -- barely touches upon that mundane reality of the quotidian. Why should it? It's merely entertainment in the US; but tragically in Ireland, it has become the great cultural inspiration.

How did the old Protestant schools of Dublin become a factory for a pseudo-American language, as spoken so gruesomely by Jedward? Listen to the real speech of Condoleezza and Michelle. It does not follow the infuriating upward intonation of the phoney-interrogative, it is always measured and correctly constructed, and it is entirely without the conversational tropes of 'Friends' and 'Sex and the City', which are meant to be little in-jokes, not syntactical language-guides.

It is now the norm for the English-speaking world to adopt American words and usages: even Australians, quite unbearably, now say "guys" instead of "blokes", which was once one of the great talismanic terms of Strine. Equally, Irish rugby players never say "lads" any more: no, it's all "guys guys guys". And though I find it all hateful, I know such word-transferences are probably both inevitable and unstoppable.

However, what's happening in middle-class Irish schools is unique. An entire social class is doing more than picking up words: it is changing its complete speech patterns -- its melody, its emphases, its grammar and its narrative style -- to conform with what it perceives to be American. But it's not authentic American, but a bad copy of what was originally a parody anyway.

Look, if you do insist on learning from America, then let it be a model from the best of the US, and not from some grisly TV fant-asy: from Harvard, MIT, Yale, Cornell, William and Mary, Michigan State, Stan-ford, UCLA, Annapolis, West Point and Quantico. That USA is really worth copying.

You can be sure of one thing -- if Condoleezza or Michelle were head teachers in the middle-class schools of Dublin, they'd put a halt to the plague of linguistic gibberish in a single morning's assembly. It's not too late, even now: all that's required to reverse these revolting trends is the cultural self-confidence to defend Irish ways of speaking, and to ridicule the utterly ridiculous -- I'm like, Omigod, no WAY, shut up! that is so toadally gross.
- Kevin Myers

Irish Independent


Source: http://www.independent.ie/opinion/columnists/kevin-myers/kevin-myers-omigod-this-linguistic-gibberish-is-like-so-gross-2665049.html

Language influences thought - The Economist - Lane Greene

Lane Greene of The Economist Johnson Blog, provides a mini lecture into how language influences thought.

He shows some psychological experiments to do with language that are worth a look.

Around halfway, he also challenges the notion that "Gen Y" is degrading the English Language, that in fact Jonathan Swift in 1712 said the same thing, that the English language is beyond repair and there should be an "Academie Anglaise". haha.

Teens ruining the english language? Please.

Many people have argued that the current generation (Gen Y) is ruining and degrading the English Language with texting and e-speak which deviates from the spelling and grammatical standards.

Of course, such notions are not true. in 1712, the great Jonathan Swift wrote that the English Language is beyond repair and suggested that there be an "Academie Anglaise" like the current "Academie Francaise" which would regulate and ultimately "save" the English Language.

300 years later and the language is not only surviving, but thriving.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

The Exclamation Mark - Modern Usage

Things to note:
  • Use of exclamation mark --> distinction between formal/informal more blurred
  • Increased frequency of "..." in informal contexts = discourse function? hedging??

Online writing is great!!!

Posted by on September 26, 2011


Source: http://www.macmillandictionaryblog.com/online-writing-is-great

Friday, September 30, 2011

The Age response to FCUK sign

Signs of the times

Karl Quinn
September 21, 2011

The French Connection UK billboard visible from the Tullamarine Freeway. Photo: John Woudstra

WHEN Robert Doyle recently denounced the massive FCUK billboard on the side of a warehouse building in North Melbourne as ''an insulting and gratuitous blot on our urban landscape'', he was articulating a view shared by many Melburnians. And when, a few days later, it was reported that the sign was to be replaced by a less ''offensive'' one - the clothing company's acronym giving way to its fuller name, French Connection UK - it appeared the lord mayor had struck a victory for righteousness.

It was quite a result given that he had (correctly) claimed in the Sunday Herald Sun on September 4 that his council had ''no control over the content of the sign - or indeed of any sign''.

Sources have revealed to The Age that French Connection was in fact already well into discussions with the City of Melbourne about changing the sign when the lord mayor penned his opinion piece. It appears his exhortation to ''pull down this sign'' was made safe in the knowledge that it was already going to happen.

And yet there's no denying Doyle was on to something when he expressed his distaste for the oversized double entendre that greets Melburnians at the northern entrance to the Bolte Bridge, and it taps into something far broader than just that one sign. The fact is, Australians are being subjected to more outdoor advertising than ever before - and some of it we just don't like.

A 2007 AC Nielsen survey conducted on behalf of the Outdoor Media Association found 13 per cent of Australians have a negative view of outdoor advertising, which includes billboards, hoardings and ads on buses, trams and public transport shelters, among other things . (Forty-nine per cent were ''supportive'' of the medium and 38 per cent were neutral.)

Since that survey was conducted the industry has grown substantially. Between 2002 and 2008, the sector grew ''by a massive 74 per cent'', according to the OMA.

In 2010, revenues rebounded from the dark days of the global financial crisis to a record $477 million, up 19 per cent on the previous year. In other words, outdoor advertising in Australia is booming. But compared with other forms of advertising, so too are the complaints.

Outdoor advertising represents about 4 per cent of the total advertising market, yet in 2010 four of the 10 most-complained-about ads were on billboards. Only three of those 10 cases were upheld - that is, decided against the advertiser - and two of them were billboard ads.

The Advertising Standards Bureau, the complaints-handling arm of the self-regulating advertising industry, investigates about 500 cases a year across all forms of advertising. About 50 of these cases, or 10 per cent, are upheld. But of the 10 billboards that were most complained about between January 2010 and July 2011, five were upheld. That's a 50 per cent strike rate - five times the overall average.

If there's something special about the billboard as a medium that makes it more likely to offend, it's the fact you can't turn it off - and you can't decide who sees it. In the words of the Senate review of the National Classification Scheme, whose report was tabled in June: ''Lack of choice about whether a person is exposed to outdoor advertising distinguishes this form of advertising from other mediums.''

The Senate's legal and constitutional affairs references committee noted there had been calls for a blanket G rating to be applied to all outdoor advertising ''on the basis that it is visible to a general audience'' and recommended that ''to the extent possible, the National Classification Scheme should apply equally to all content, regardless of the medium of delivery''.

That would be a disaster, insists Fiona Jolly, chief executive of the Advertising Standards Bureau. ''I would never advocate for a regulatory system when self-regulation works so well,'' says Jolly, who has previously advised the Attorney-General's Department on censorship matters.

If all ads were to be classified, they would first need to be seen, and that would be a highly costly exercise. According to the industry's peak body, the Australian Association of National Advertisers, more than 30,000 ads were produced for the outdoor market in 2010. ''It would not give any better community outcomes that would justify the use of taxpayers' money,'' says Jolly.

She cites the low level of complaints - the most-complained-about ad of 2010 attracted just 220 submissions to the ASB - as proof that the advertising industry understands the sensitivities of the wider community.

But critics of the system insist the rate of complaints is a poor measure of what the community really thinks. A Victorian government report into the portrayal of women in outdoor advertising in 2002 cited research that found the rate of conversion from someone being offended to someone actually making a complaint was incredibly low.

''Of the female respondents who had seen something inappropriate in outdoor advertising (37 per cent), almost two in every three (62 per cent) had thought about complaining, but only 4 per cent of those who thought about complaining did so,'' the report said.

Even the regulator concedes there's no way of knowing what the real rate of offence is. ''We tried and in the end came to the view that one complaint is the tip of the iceberg really, but how big or deep that iceberg is you can't tell,'' says Jolly.

The failings of self-regulation are not just numerical, says Melinda Tankard Reist, a writer and founder of the lobby group Collective Shout, which campaigns against the objectification of women and the sexualisation of children in advertising and the media.

''The self-regulatory system simply means advertisers and marketers can get away with anything,'' she says. Her particular concern is with the proliferation of images of women and teenage girls in highly sexualised or suggestive poses, and the fact that such images are on view for everyone, including young children, at all times.

''If a man were to put up images of naked or semi-naked women in the workplace, that's considered sexual harassment, but if they're up on a billboard or the side of a bus, somehow that's considered OK. It's a double standard and you wouldn't get away with it anywhere else,'' Tankard Reist says.

Collective Shout operates from a leftist-feminist position, but finds itself in the same camp as certain Christian groups and the family lobby in calling for tighter regulation of the industry.

But regardless of where these groups are coming from, the industry view is that they are misguided. ''When we're talking about exposure for children I think billboards are the least of our worries,'' Todd Sampson, chief executive of advertising agency Leo Burnett said on The Gruen Transfer on September 8.

''We're better off trying to world-proof our children rather than childproof the world, because it's just not going to happen.''

The regulation stick was, however, wielded in the Reclaiming Public Space report tabled in the House of Representatives in July.

In the introduction to this report, the chairman, Labor's Graham Perrett, attacked what he identified as the advertising industry's lack of responsiveness to community concerns. ''If the industry does not demonstrate over the next few years that self-regulation can appropriately operate within the bounds of community expectations for appropriate outdoor advertising, then the committee strongly recommends that the Australian government institute regulatory measures.

''This report has listened to the Australian community and, on behalf of the Australian community, it says enough is enough. It is time to reclaim our public spaces.''

But despite the tough talk, the report ultimately opted to maintain the self-regulatory regime, albeit with a threat to move to regulation if the industry is unable to demonstrate by June 2013 that it has lifted its game.

As chief executive of the Outdoor Media Association, Charmaine Moldrich says she has already begun to act on some of the issues raised in the report. The OMA is running education sessions on community standards for its members (who control the billboard spaces, but not their content), and advisory and content review services have been in place since August.

But Moldrich insists this isn't a case of the industry being forced to act. ''I think it would have happened without the reviews because we'd been talking about it at boardroom level for a while. It's about a mode of doing business that makes your industry look good out there in the community. I don't think we were driven by the stick of regulation so much as the carrot of success.''

She insists the media focuses disproportionately on the rare negatives in outdoor media rather than positives, for example the OMA's funding of public infrastructure such as bus shelters and rubbish bins, and its donation of $15 million a year of ad space to public service and charitable campaigns.
''What we're really talking about here is how powerful billboards are,'' she says.

''They're on 24/7. It's the largest broadcasting medium as the media fragments. The fact you can't turn it on or off is a strength, and in a very small amount of cases it's a weakness; but most of the stuff that's sold on the medium is completely benign. It's the stuff that makes up a capitalist society. It's advertising, and if you find it offensive, I'm not sure where you want to live.''

The OMA insists the numbers prove that most of the time, the industry is spot on in its interpretation of community standards. In 2010, just 66 billboard ads attracted complaints. Of those, only seven were upheld. ''In other words, 99.98 per cent of outdoor advertisements in 2010 were in accordance with prevailing community standards,'' the OMA said recently.

What's more, Moldrich adds, some of those complaints were very narrowly focused. ''There were vegetarians who complained about a lamb ad … people who complained about the anti-smoking ads because their children were horrified because mummy once smoked. Some got hundreds of complaints, some only got one, but the moment you complain you set off the system.''

The billboard that triggers the most popular outrage is the Australian Medical Institute's Longer Lasting Sex ad. The funny thing is, it was banned by the ASB in 2008 (that it lingers so clearly in the memory attests to its power as a longer-lasting source of irritation).

Another frequently invoked ad, for Windsor Smith shoes, was last seen in 2000 (at which time the company declared the outrage it had provoked was ''the best branding exercise we could have ever asked for'', and valued the coverage at $4 million).

The ASB's Fiona Jolly and the OMA's Charmaine Moldrich are adamant that the fact that such old cases are always dragged up proves just how much the industry has moved on.

And to Moldrich, the fact that another Australian Medical Institute ad - ''Be a man and … hold your load'' - was among 2010's most complained about billboards (it was upheld) in no way undermines that argument. ''Ultimately, people in a democracy know they can complain to someone,'' she says. ''That's why you have vocal minorities getting so much airplay at the moment, whether it's about the carbon tax or lamb ads.

''I don't have a problem with that. We live in a democracy, that's how it works and there are good things about it and bad things about it. But it's a system that's working.''

Karl Quinn is entertainment editor.



Source: http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/signs-of-the-times-20110920-1kjca.html#ixzz1ZRLsugof

Opinion: FCUK sign

Neither clever nor funny, it's just offensive
ROBERT Doyle is right. The FCUK sign that besmirches our cityscape should be torn down.

As the Lord Mayor says in his column on Page 3 of today's Sunday Herald Sun, the giant billboard is neither clever nor funny. It is just offensive.

That it shouts from the wall of a warehouse facing one of the city's busiest thoroughfares makes the 45m long and 15m high sign even more offensive.

As Cr Doyle writes: "It is an insulting and gratuitous blot on our urban landscape."

It's a fair bet a reasonable person - particularly parents who drive past the sign with their kids in the back seat - would agree with the Lord Mayor.

And they should not be dismissed as wowsers. A major concern for parents is the increasing sexualisation of our children. Television is laden with inappropriate imagery bombarding our young.

And this sign does exactly that. Children should not be exposed while looking out of the window of a car to what is effectively nothing more than an anagram of a swear word.

In such a highly sexualised culture as ours, it's hard enough for parents to shield children from inappropriate influences. This sign makes their job even harder.

We urge Cr Doyle to bring on a legal fight and pull the sign down. Force the FCUK owners to front the Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal and tell parents why their offensive sign should stay.

Maybe then, when brought to account, they'll see reason.


Source: http://www.heraldsun.com.au/opinion/editorials/neither-clever-nor-funny-its-just-offensive/story-e6frfhqo-1226128846593

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Thoughts on Stepehen Fry Kinetic Typography

Stephen Fry takes on the language pedants

RUSSELL SMITH | Columnist profile | E-mail
From Thursday's Globe and Mail
A couple of years ago, the British actor and wit Stephen Fry published a podcast titled Don't Mind Your Language, in which he discussed the origins of his own linguistic style. In one segment, the kernel of the argument, I think, he excoriated language pedants – in particular the grumpy, manners-obsessed followers of Lynne Truss and John Humphrys – and made a plea for freedom and sensual play in language as opposed to rules and condescension.

This part of the essay, a few polemical paragraphs about common grammatical peeves – largely inspired by the books of linguists such as Stephen Pinker – was more recently turned into a pretty little animation using moving letters. The animation is something its creator, a young Australian named Matt Rogers, calls kinetic typography.

It was through this video, now posted on YouTube, that I first came across Fry's lecture. The video doesn't add anything to the substance of the piece, but it is a quick way to get to Fry's point.

It is, as usual for Fry, a wonderfully rambling, eloquent and amusing reflection. It's not terribly original, but it does a great job of popularizing ideas more densely put by French philosophers. The argument is essentially that “there is no right or wrong language any more than there are right or wrong clothes.” (A sensitive comparison in the upper classes of Britain, of course, where there are indeed views on right and wrong clothes.)

He wants no part in the campaigns against correct apostrophes in signage, or the use of “less” and “fewer” in newspapers: “Yes, I am aware of the technical distinction between less and fewer and uninterested and disinterested and infer and imply and all the rest of them but none of these are of importance to me.”

The use of the plural verb “are” with the singular subject “none” is, he stresses, deliberate – a proud, mature shedding of his former pedantic identity. He is all in favour of “action” as a verb (“He actioned it at the meeting”), since nouns have been verbed since Shakespeare and before. People find “to action” ugly only because it is new.

Of people who insist on conventional grammar, he asks: “But do they bubble and froth and slobber and cream with joy at language? Do they ever let the tripping of their tongues against the tops of their teeth transport them to giddy euphoric bliss?” (He refrains from asking if they ever crib shamelessly from the opening of Lolita.)

Fry has been accused of being disingenuous, because of course it is rare for speakers to be so virtuosic and ludic with language without first knowing the rules they dismiss. Fry's own grammar and punctuation are utterly conventional (even his accent is Received Pronunciation, a.k.a. the Queen’s English). Still, he is right about most of the silly obsessions he uses as examples: disinterested has come to mean uninterested, and there is no longer any lack of clarity in its use. Nobody misunderstands when you say “less” instead of “fewer”. (I would bet an elbow, however, that he himself would never use these words in their more recent senses.)

But I don't understand why he thinks one can't be punctilious in punctuation and poetic in polemics at the same time. After all, he is.

The dichotomy between the playful and the learned is a false one. Most importantly, it is strange for someone who claims an obsession with the aesthetic to ignore the aesthetic possibilities that come from having the widest possible range of subtly differing words and constructions. For with each of the metamorphoses he describes comes an extinction.

When “uninterested” and “disinterested” mean the same thing, then we have lost a word: not a necessary word, by any means, but how many words are necessary? I lament every vanishing word, for each minutely differing word adds a colour to our enormous palette, and with that vast palette we can paint the wildest pictures.

Yes, the linguistic landscape changes as does the architectural landscape – but we feel sad when we lose our ancient cathedrals and statues, no matter how irrelevant they are to contemporary values. And we can have it all – we can have “infer” and “imply” and “actioning” too. We don't have to choose between an old language and a new.


Source: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/arts/russell-smith/stephen-fry-takes-on-the-language-pedants/article2034487/

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Quotes, Language Change

Slang keeps on swinging

Posted by on September 20, 2011


When people lament the state of the English language, they often criticise new vocabulary, such as the slang, buzzwords and jargon that arise from young people, advertising, and technology. But new vocabulary marks linguistic change only in a relatively superficial way. Significant changes in language happen more slowly.

In a short video for Global about how the internet is changing language, David Crystal points out that English has remained essentially the same since the advent of this technology. Grammar and spelling have not mutated – though variant forms and new styles are now more visible – and the common vocabulary has grown only slightly, relative to its total size.

Slang, however, is always an active frontier. Traditionally, lexicographers have been cautious about including new slang, because so much of it is ephemeral. Slang dictionaries are different, of course, and nowadays some dictionaries have websites that allow more flexibility in what can be recorded. Macmillan Dictionary’s BuzzWord and Open Dictionary pages exemplify this by showcasing (and, in the latter case, inviting) words and usages of recent or limited currency.

When popular slang is added to a print dictionary, it can attract considerable media attention. Informal acronyms like OMG and LOL make for catchy, quirky headlines, but unfortunately at the expense of substance. In his recent article “Why say pundigrion when you could say pun?”, Michael Rundell regrets that when it comes to lexicography, newspapers “seem incapable of focussing on anything but trivia”.

The disproportionate interest in peripheral aspects of lexicography can fuel a widespread misunderstanding of it, and of language generally. Time and again, people get bothered about dictionaries “trying to be cool” or even “losing their dignity” simply by including current or recent slang. But dictionaries catalogue and define the words people use; coolness doesn’t enter into it (except in the appropriate entry).

The 19th-century linguist William Dwight Whitney said slang combines “exuberance of mental activity, and the natural delight of language-making”. Most of it fades quickly, but there is always a chance that it won’t, particularly if it captures something vital about a particular culture, subculture, or time.

Innovation in language, just as anywhere else, is a sign of health. The slang condemned by strict linguistic conservatives, far from indicating a decline, rather suggests an interest in language and a creative enthusiasm that propels it in new directions.


Source: http://www.macmillandictionaryblog.com/slang-keeps-on-swinging

Language change British English, Americanisation

Is the Internet Americanising (or Americanizing) British English?

Divided by a common language? Not for much longer...
Divided by a common language? Not for much longer...

The Internet – much to the consternation of Euro-integrationists – is drawing the English-speaking peoples into a common conversation. And a good thing, too: it was always fatuous to pretend that geographical proximity was more important than history or sentiment, blood or speech. Where the EU is united by government decree, the Anglosphere is united by organic ties, by language and law, by shared habits of thought.

Here, though, is a question, posed to mark the centenary of the Commonwealth. Is the common online dialogue also leading to a more direct harmonization of the English language? This blog, in a typical week, attracts 80,000 readers from the UK, 30,000 from the US and 10,000 from elsewhere, mainly from other Anglosphere nations: a proportion that is fairly representative of British websites. In consequence, British bloggers and readers are far more familiar with the American Weltanschauung. But are we also starting to write like Americans? Is the combination of the Internet and US-designed spell-check programmes (or programs) hastening the Americanization of British English?

We all have our personal bêtes noires. Damian Thompson, the Blogs Editor, deplores the increasingly common use of double spacing. Others rage at the use of upper case letters after colons. My own particular bugbear is the employment of American sporting metaphors (“stepping up to the plate”, “getting to first base” etc). I mean, we invented practically every team game on Earth: it seems perverse in the extreme to plunder the vocabulary of one of the very few we don’t play.

Then again, there is quite a lot of evidence that baseball was, in fact, invented in England: it’s mentioned in one of Jane Austen’s novels, for example. Which only goes to show how difficult it is to disentangle our idioms, to identify an expression that has genuinely evolved in North America without roots in the mother country.

Take “I guess”, in the American sense of “I suppose”. One occasionally hears the phrase used that way in Britain, but always with the aura of a foreign import, like “sure”, to mean “yes”. But here’s the thing: go back to Chaucer, and you will find “I gesse” used exactly as the cousins now use it. You will, likewise, still hear “gotten” in parts of Lancashire and even, in some Dorset and Somerset villages, “fall” to mean autumn.

Now “fall”, on any measure, is far prettier than “autumn”. It is descriptive and, like the names of the other three seasons, it is of Anglo-Saxon origin. I should be very happy to see it return and displace the French interloper.

By the same token, but the other way around, “lift” is far prettier than “elevator”. If the Internet means a more efficient market in vocabulary, we should expect the more useful, more expressive and more attractive phrases to spread. I mean “attractive” here in the literal sense of attracting people. In recent years, for example, I have noticed some Americans taking up that undeniably expressive, but hardly pretty, British epithet “wanker”.

There is nothing new in this process. In his 1908 magnum opus, H W Fowler inveighs against such American imports as “placate”, “transpire”, “honey-coloured”, “antagonize”, “just how much” and “do you have?” (instead of “have you got?”) Hardly anyone these days thinks of these phrases as Americanisms. Yet “sidewalk”, “back of” (for behind) and “excuse me?” (if you haven’t heard someone) have failed to penetrate at all. “Mad” still means insane rather than angry, “smart” means well turned-out rather than clever, "pissed" means drunk rather than cross, and “suspenders” hold up a woman’s stockings rather than a man’s trousers.
Nor has there been much approximation of pronunciation. A major survey by the British Library lists a lengthy series of words that almost everyone in the British Isles pronounces differently from Americans: advertisement, buoy, era, glacier, nuclear, research, schedule, vase, Z and so on.

What we’re seeing, I think, is what we see everywhere as a result of the web: a more perfect market, in which innovation spreads more swiftly, and memes travel further.

Let me finish on a positive note. In my own lifetime, there has been a comprehensive shift in Britain towards “ise” instead of “ize” in such words as, well, Americanize. You can see why it has happened: using both forms means having to remember which words can only be written with “ise”; but using “ise” is never wrong. None the less, it can be clumsy, and the OED has always preferred to maintain the distinction. The movement towards “ise” seems now to have reached its limit and, under the influence of American software, we are starting to return to the form that our grandparents regarded as correct.

If we can do so with language, why not with politics? Let’s bring back elected sheriffs, local control of welfare, proper parliamentary control of the executive and the rest of the Direct Democracy agenda. It’s not Americanization; it’s repatriation.


Source: http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100079666/is-the-internet-americanising-or-americanizing-british-english/

Online English, Quotes

Macmillan Dictionary
Online English: some interesting links

Posted by on September 19, 2011

We’re into our second week of online English and I thought it might be useful to put a few of the more interesting comments, articles, thoughts on online English in a post for your perusal

2006: Of course, online English is closely tied into the subject of Global English, and David Crystal is the man to read in both cases. Clare Dudman has an interesting review of David Crystal’s thoughts in this post on her blog. The post is a few years old, but very interesting:
The internet, David Crystal says, is ideal for the linguistic addict. It is the latest of the major linguistic revolutions: the first was speech – about 100 000 years ago, the second was writing (separately evolved in different parts of the world 10 000 years ago) and the deaf sign language – no one knows when this evolved – maybe 500-600 years ago, but maybe much earlier.
2009: Laura Barton of the Guardian shared some of her favourite internet contributions to the language in this short article:
The meanings of well-known words (bookmark, surf, spam, web) have shifted dramatically, while our vocabularies have expanded to accommodate new ones. The lower-case is in ascendance, @ has flourished, the full stop has been reinterpreted as the “dot” and entire trends have been refreshed by the prefix “cyber”.
2010: Sometimes, online English is like a foreign language for other native speakers. Do you know what rickrolling means?:
Christopher Poole, founder of anarchic image message board 4Chan, had been called to testify during the trial of the man accused of hacking into US politician Sarah Palin’s e-mail account.
During the questioning he was asked to define a catalogue of internet slang that would be familiar to many online, but which was seemingly lost on the lawyers.
If you are one of those who needs internet terms translated, there’s a dictionary for you.
2011: Now that we’ve had so long to think about it, how is the internet really changing English? Is it serious?
“What people mention when they lament the ‘deterioration of language’ is people straying from supposed grammar rules,” Douglas Bigham, editor-in-chief of Popular Linguistics magazine, said. “The truth of the matter is that these supposed ‘rules’ were never really ‘rules’ to begin with.”
2011: We must also, of course, revisit this juicy question: Is the Internet Americanizing British English?
Take “I guess”, in the American sense of “I suppose”. One occasionally hears the phrase used that way in Britain, but always with the aura of a foreign import, like “sure”, to mean “yes”. But here’s the thing: go back to Chaucer, and you will find “I gesse” used exactly as the cousins now use it. You will, likewise, still hear “gotten” in parts of Lancashire and even, in some Dorset and Somerset villages, “fall” to mean autumn.
Perhaps by the time NELL has finished reading EVERYTHING, we’ll have an answer to all of our questions. My money is on 42.


Source: http://www.macmillandictionaryblog.com/online-english-some-interesting-links

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Gender Differences + analogy

The truth about sex difference is that if men are from Mars, so are women

Grasping after certainty about gender roles has fostered some bad science and stereotyping that harms both sexes

guardian.co.uk,

Type "men" and "hardwired" into Google and you tap into a wonderfully absurd catalogue of assertions about male behaviour. Men are "hardwired" to cheat, ignore their wives, suspect infidelity, overspend, fail, love money, pursue women and achieve supremacy in the workplace. Meanwhile, women are "hardwired" to worry about their weight and dump cheaters. All include the magic phrase "scientific studies show". It's a snapshot of how science is being used and abused to legitimise gender stereotypes. It would be laughable if it didn't signify how a form of biological determinism – the claim that differences between men and women have a basis in innate biological characteristics – has re-emerged and acquired an astonishing popular currency.

This fascination in differences between the sexes is a staple of the self-help industry. John Gray's thesis about planetary confusion (Men Are From Mars and Women are From Venus) has spawned nearly two decades of publishing with guides on everything from communication to food, and all still enjoy warm Amazon reviews and healthy sales.

What's changed in recent years is that the idea of innate biological differences – for instance in cognitive abilities or communication skills – has gained academic credibility and powerful champions in widely admired researchers such as Simon Baron Cohen (author of The Essential Difference) and Steven Pinker. In their wake has followed this boom in scientific studies claiming to find hardwiring for sex differences, and every time they do so, they are guaranteed to accumulate column inches of free publicity. The argument is that breakthroughs in neuroscience, genetics and evolutionary psychology are proving false the feminist consensus of the last 30-odd years that gender is entirely a social construct. The claim is that there are innate differences, and they go part of the way in explaining why men and women have such different lives.

Nonsense, retort a number of prominent women academics who have been trying to fight back in the US and the UK. A new book, Brainstorm, by Rebecca Jordan-Young exhaustively analyses every relevant study on hormonal sex differentiation of the human brain, and argues that they are riddled with weaknesses, inconsistencies and ambiguity. It's a clarion call for better science on the subject.

Jordan-Young's call is echoed in the UK by Deborah Cameron, an Oxford professor of language and communication. She takes issue with one of the central claims that women have superior verbal abilities; some speculate that this is linked to brain structure, others that it has an evolutionary explanation. Cameron sees both as purely speculative, and insists that explanations of difference must take account of three much more prosaic factors.

First, that verbal behaviour is linked to "activity type" – what someone usually spends much of their time doing. If that activity type is looking after small children or repairing drains, it will affect how they use language. Second, verbal differences reflect differences in power and status. Contrary to the commonplace assumption that women speak more, there is now mountains of evidence, claims Cameron, that where status is not a factor there is no difference between men and women; where status does matter – such as office meetings – men talk much more than women.

Finally, Cameron argues that we use language to project our identity – much like our choice of clothing – to distinguish our sense of who we are in terms of class, life role as well as gender, and all of these identities are socially constructed. Factor out these variables, and you're left with no clearcut differences in how men and women use language.

Or take another central pillar of the new biological determinism which asserts that men and women have different cognitive capabilities. Professor Elizabeth Spelke has spent her academic career looking at cognitive development in infants, and concludes: "All this research supports the startlingly boring conclusion that there are no significant differences between men and women's cognitive abilities."

A tiny number of tests show sex differences. One of these (famously used to argue that men are better at engineering and other sciences) is a test comparing two shapes. Men are slightly more likely to use a method known as mental rotation, despite it being rather less efficient. Overall, in 45 items in the test, only three show sex difference, two of them favour girls and only this aspect of mental rotation favours boys. Spelke is astonished as to why this slight difference favouring boys has attracted such disproportionate attention.

But if the evidence for biologically innate differences is so flimsy and full of conjecture, why does it continue to have such a hold on the imagination – in bestselling self-help books and among brilliant, respected scientists? Cameron suggests that this grasping after certainty about gender roles is a response to anxiety. There has been, and still is, rapid social change around the roles and opportunities of men and women.

Cameron adds that a lot of the debate around differing communication skills seems rooted in a rise in conflict between the sexes. "My parents never had an argument about whose career came first or who should do the washing up, but now everything is up for grabs." Without clearly differentiated roles, men and women are competing over the same things: job status, time with the children, who's going to do the housework – which makes harmonious communication difficult, so people look around for explanations.

Spelke adds another intriguing dimension to the sustained popularity of forms of biological determinism. Her most recent research devised tests which showed that children as young as three begin to categorise the world by gender. Work she is doing indicates this could begin to develop even earlier – at 10 months. Interestingly, the same process of categorisation in infants is not evident when it comes to race. "We are predisposed to see the social landscape in terms of gender," says Spelke.

She thinks it's possible that it served some adaptive purpose in our evolution, but that actually gender is a very bad indicator of behaviour because there is so much variability within each sex. For instance, if one man likes bananas, that is no reason to assume another does. To Spelke, this predisposition means the debate about the differences between men and women will never reach a settled conclusion. We keep on looking for differences because that is one of the basic ways we order our experience of the world. That doesn't mean change isn't possible, just that the argument will carry on getting sidetracked to focus on tiny differences rather than the much greater similarities.

Good science will challenge the tendency to stereotype. The danger though is what Cameron refers to as "stereotype threat". If you tell women that women do less well in a maths test, they will do less well, confirming the claim. Don't tell them, and they do better. Stereotypes are dangerous; they become self-fulfilling and can generate discrimination. Cameron points to interviews with call-centre managers who were discriminating against hiring men on their assumption that women were better at empathising. So beware a popular mythology of hardwiring that can result in some very concrete – and pernicious – outcomes.
• The University of Cambridge Centre for Gender Studies, in association with the Guardian and supported by Cambridge University Press, is organising a series of debates on gender and radical biomedical advances. Deborah Cameron and Elizabeth Spelke, with Simon Baron Cohen and Robin Dunbar, will be discussing "Gendered Behaviour: What Can Science Tell Us" at Kings Place, London, on 16 November. Book tickets

Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/nov/14/women-men-differences-science-stereotypes

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Americanisms in Australian English

Let every new word bloom

David Humphries
August 13, 2011

Trying to keep Americanisms out of Australian speech ignores the way language works.

''We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language'' - Oscar Wilde, 1882.

Forgive Mr Wilde, for he wasn't to know the avalanche of Americanisms soon to swamp the English-speaking world, even though there were signs aplenty.

English has won the battle of languages. Practice has made it the least dispensable, so English-speakers are less inclined to learn second languages. It's the mother tongue of at least 400 million people worldwide, but perhaps four times as many use it with some competency.

Why, then, do our hackles rise each time we read or hear in the Australian context a word or phrase we recognise as American? Why do these ubiquitous exports from the world's most enthusiastic and successful exponent of modernism generate such indignation among ABC radio listeners and Herald readers, for instance, and what can be done to stem the infiltration, if indeed it should be slowed?

Some resentment, of course, is plain anti-Americanism. Not a lot can be done for this minnow view of the shark as cultural, economic, even militaristic predator.

''People who are worried about American influence will be worried about symbolic manifestations,'' says Pam Peters, an emeritus professor of linguistics at Macquarie University, where she has taught the scientific study of language for 37 years.

''People see them as invasions but Australians have imported them, adopted them and adapted them. It's not exactly colonialism.''

The hackles are on show wherever the power relationship is unbalanced, which is pretty well everywhere for America. This same imbalance helps explain why Americanisms flood elsewhere but, for instance, Australianisms rarely take root there. Mark Twain was so taken with the expression ''my word'' on a visit to Australia that he urged fellow Americans to import this ''music to the ears''. They didn't.

The weaker mimic the stronger and more prestigious, in all sorts of fashions and circumstances. ''Oversexed, overpaid and over here'' wasn't Australian in origin, and nor are predictions of succumbing to 51st statehood.

But language goes to issues of national identity. It distinguishes us and frames thoughts about ourselves. Our propensity for abbreviation - ambo, journo, pollie - goes to our discomfort with verbosity, even eloquence, and our readiness to converse with the linguistic equivalent of shrugged shoulders. How far are you going? Not far. When will you be home? Not late. How much did it cost? Not much.

Do we become internationalist at the expense of our Aussieness? Peters thinks we're overreacting. ''My advice? Cool it,'' she says. ''This is a global phenomenon. Australia is not being particularly sucked in. I've got plenty of evidence of Americanisms getting to Britain before they got here. We're pretty fast because our internet use is quite advanced here, so we're quick at taking things, but we're not the only sucker here.''

Traces of Americanisms - terms such as digger and dig - can be found in Australian gold rushes. The arrival of ''talkie'' films in the 1920s gave the shift a big push, as did the presence of American servicemen in World War II. Later, it was TV and the internet.

In 1998 Peters wrote a monograph for the book Americanization in Australia. ''With all the emotion, it's often unclear whether the complaint is a kind of patriotism, an instinct roused in defence of cultural purity, or a pre-emptive salvo against imminent military invasion.

''What is always surprising is the paucity of linguistic evidence on which the claim [of American language takeover] is based. The language is seen as infected, and corrective action needed to combat the health hazard.''

So small was the impact on Australian grammar and phonology, she said, that Americanisation must be slight and temporary. And many borrowings from American English enriched our language because Australian adaptation gave words precise meanings not necessarily evident in the words they replaced or joined.

''Though we have taken on many words and phrases from American English, they serve to fill lexical gaps, or to extend our lexical resources for specifying the details of a particular domain.''

''Movie'', for instance, helps distinguish the fictional film from the documentary. ''Vacation'' has become more specific than holiday, Peters argues, because it suggests elements of the exotic and luxurious. Phrases such as ''you're welcome'' and ''have a nice day'' were quickly assimilated precisely because Australian English had no native courtesies to address people with whom one was not acquainted but with whom one wanted to maintain good social relations.

''Synonyms are rarely the same in their contexts of use,'' Peters says.

''I would venture to say that Australian English is no more likely to become Americanised than English English became Frenchified as a result of 300 years of occupation. Enormous amounts of French vocabulary were absorbed, but English is still Germanic in its systems. The host language or dialect simply neutralises the aliens.''

Try assuaging Robert Solomon's despair at the American import by resorting to a French failure. ''If one had just awoken from the long sleep enjoyed by most of the population in relation to their language,'' he wrote for Quadrant magazine four years ago, ''one might confess to being amazed at the infusion of American vocabulary and accents which had taken place''.

Solomon recalled Tony Blair's farewell lament as British PM - ''the Labour Party went aywoll from the British public''. ''This just happens to be one of my pet aversions because I'm old enough to remember British and Australian soldiers in the Second World War going AWL - absent without leave. The adoption of the incorrect abbreviation (AWOL) leading to a pronounceable acronym typifies all that is worst with American mangling of English.''

Helen Pinnock, a Herald reader of Chifley, was none too pleased with an eastern suburbs boutique urging shoppers to ''get the look this fall''. She complained: ''Oh please, this is Australia. It's autumn.''

Fall is olde English for autumn, commonly used in Shakespeare's time but having fallen into disuse in England by 1788. Of course, it already had been transported to America, where it is interchangeable with autumn. Other ''Americanisms'' fall into the same category. Gotten, for instance, particularly offends Australian language purists but again is olde English. The -que suffix - in cheque, for instance - is the adaption of English to French spelling, because the English were particular Francophiles in the 18th century. Those spellings came here but not to America, where the old version - check - persists.

All this, of course, is cold comfort to spirited defenders of local lingo. Pinnock was right; this is Australia, and here the season is autumn.

I don't know Pinnock's age but her objection suggests she no longer is a filly. ''Older people have this attachment, especially in language, to things English,'' Peters says. ''If they see anything else, they'll almost routinely say it's American.''

The young, of course, often aren't aware that words and phrases are recent arrivals to Australian English. And they'll prefer them over more authentic Australianisms anyway. Where is youthful admiration expressed in terms of bonzer, ace and grouse ahead of filthy, sweet, neat or groovy?

Sussex thinks the shift is most emphatic in our greetings. Hi has displaced hello or g'day.

''It's especially significant because we rarely change our greetings,'' Sussex says.

Peters says trendy words are easily added to a dynamic language because users think that embracing them says something about their worldliness and aspirations. ''It's these words people react to so much.''

So can be it blocked, even slowed? The French thought so. Their Academy, the institutional defender of French culture, stipulates what their language can and cannot do, and their Toubon Law has sought to legally enforce commercial language since 1994. But still thousands of American language exports penetrate French. Older French hate it but younger French admire America, not Britain, as a modern progressive Anglo society, and embrace Americanisms.

The British Council has spent serious money trying unsuccessfully to control the way the rest of the world speaks English. Even the Japanese cannot keep their language borders secure.

''Language doesn't stand still,'' Peters says. It didn't stand still in the time of Shakespeare, who alone is credited with creating (or at least making the first recorded use of) 2035 words. And it won't be stagnant after America's global power subsides.

Source:  http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/let-every-new-word-bloom-20110812-1iqtx.html#ixzz1XsVqAt5a