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Friday, September 30, 2011

Opinions to FCUK sign

Hot Topic: Clever or offensive?
FCUK
Robert Doyle wants the FCUK sign removed. Picture: Jay Town Source: Herald Sun

Melbourne Lord Mayor Robert Doyle's call for a giant FCUK billboard to be pulled down has drawn mixed reactions from readers.

I WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree with Robert Doyle ("Tear it down now", SHS, September 4). The company chose the name because it knew it would get added mileage out of every reference and it is placed where it is on purpose. Tear it down.
Neville W., via web

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Not about sex
THE sign has been in the same spot for almost 10 years. Why all of a sudden is this sign a huge problem?
This sign has nothing to do with sexualisation.
The local council doesn't have a leg to stand on when it comes to forcing the company to remove the sign.
Ricky Bobby, via web

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Ad exposure
SERIOUSLY, it is not offensive unless you are narrow-minded.
I know what FCUK stands for as a brand and I am not offended at all.
I am actually more offended by the thoughtless action of our Mayor over his comments about the Albert Park GP.

Lift your mind out of the gutter. I have never considered it is the transportation of two letters.
It is a legitimate brand and this editorial and the article by the Mayor have been perhaps the most valuable advertising exposure the brand could have had.
Michael Fitzpatrick, via web

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Go get dressed
WHAT is going on in this world? This is a world-renowned fashion brand.
It has a right to advertise as does every other organisation.
You could move into reality and visit an FCUK store and buy yourself some decent clothes.
Adam, Brunswick

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A little late
ROBERT Doyle must be feeling insecure about something in his political position if he has only now decided to make a song and dance about this sign.
The sign has been in situ for five to six years or more and he only now shows offence/concern about its placement. I'm sorry, but it's a little late to be shouting from the rooftops about this.
The fact that you have waited this long shows how little true concern you have, Robert.
But then again they say there is no such thing as bad publicity, don't they?
Shane Brightman, via email

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Name offends
EXCUSE me, the issue is not the billboard. This is only a consequence.
The brand name is offensive.
If this had been rejected at the point of registration there would be no billboard.
Kevin McCann, via email

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Focus on good
YES, Melbourne City Council, deal with the transport issues, provide parking, work more efficiently.
But yes, people of Victoria, speak up against the cheapening of our culture and of personal standards.
We all experience our own tendencies toward depravity. The shame is when we give up and focus on the gutter, rather than the good.
Ken, via web

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All over Europe
I CANNOT believe that you want taxpayers' money to bring down a brand name that is everywhere in Europe.
After being away from Australia for 10 years, this is the sort of cringeworthy news that you feel is so important. Oh, and when you finish pulling down signs that offend, you should you start banning books such as Go the F--- to Sleep.
There must be something more important to write about than some silly sign.
By the way FCUK makes T-shirts too. Do you want to ban them?
Frank Jagger, via email

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Heard at school
ANY publicity is good publicity. Why worry about one word that is probably heard in every school playground?
FCUK is only obscene if you are small-minded.
Worry more about the violence shown on TV or the movies than one word that is in general use.
If you are old enough to remember the 1960s the word "bloody" had to be bleeped out on radio when they played Snoopy and The Red Baron. Times change.
R. Thomas Heathmont, via email

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Let kids be kids
IT does not even take a stretch of the imagination for an eight-year-old to see what FCUK is actually intended to convey.
It is just as offensive as the "Do you want sex to last longer?" signs and radio advertisements that are in highly conspicuous places and on the radio at prime school transport times.
How do we shield our children from such things when they are in your face in this manner? I want my kids to be kids for as long as possible.
Michelle, via email

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Keep it clean
VOTE "yes" to pull it down.
Isn't it odd and perplexing that we all expect to see and hear the good in each other, yet willingly abuse accepted societal norms under the guise of preserving so-called "freedoms"?
Exercising the freedoms won for us by previous generations carries with it some, as I see it, obvious responsibilities, but sadly everyone seems to take the path of least resistance.
Thus we have giant FCUK signs, with no consideration for all those decent-minded people trying to raise children who don't swear.
Rod, via email

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Silly Lord Muck
I USED to be a fan of Robert Doyle and thought he was doing a good job as Lord Mayor but honestly, FCUK (French Connection UK) has been around for longer than 15 years now as a fashion label.
Is this the first time he has noticed it?
Dean McNeil, Melbourne

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Just bad taste
PLEASE add my support to have this offensive sign pulled down ASAP.
It isn't clever, just very bad taste.
Pauline Cullen, via email

Source: http://www.heraldsun.com.au/ipad/hot-topic-clever-or-offensive/story-fn6bn88w-1226133813405

The Age response to FCUK sign

Signs of the times

Karl Quinn
September 21, 2011

The French Connection UK billboard visible from the Tullamarine Freeway. Photo: John Woudstra

WHEN Robert Doyle recently denounced the massive FCUK billboard on the side of a warehouse building in North Melbourne as ''an insulting and gratuitous blot on our urban landscape'', he was articulating a view shared by many Melburnians. And when, a few days later, it was reported that the sign was to be replaced by a less ''offensive'' one - the clothing company's acronym giving way to its fuller name, French Connection UK - it appeared the lord mayor had struck a victory for righteousness.

It was quite a result given that he had (correctly) claimed in the Sunday Herald Sun on September 4 that his council had ''no control over the content of the sign - or indeed of any sign''.

Sources have revealed to The Age that French Connection was in fact already well into discussions with the City of Melbourne about changing the sign when the lord mayor penned his opinion piece. It appears his exhortation to ''pull down this sign'' was made safe in the knowledge that it was already going to happen.

And yet there's no denying Doyle was on to something when he expressed his distaste for the oversized double entendre that greets Melburnians at the northern entrance to the Bolte Bridge, and it taps into something far broader than just that one sign. The fact is, Australians are being subjected to more outdoor advertising than ever before - and some of it we just don't like.

A 2007 AC Nielsen survey conducted on behalf of the Outdoor Media Association found 13 per cent of Australians have a negative view of outdoor advertising, which includes billboards, hoardings and ads on buses, trams and public transport shelters, among other things . (Forty-nine per cent were ''supportive'' of the medium and 38 per cent were neutral.)

Since that survey was conducted the industry has grown substantially. Between 2002 and 2008, the sector grew ''by a massive 74 per cent'', according to the OMA.

In 2010, revenues rebounded from the dark days of the global financial crisis to a record $477 million, up 19 per cent on the previous year. In other words, outdoor advertising in Australia is booming. But compared with other forms of advertising, so too are the complaints.

Outdoor advertising represents about 4 per cent of the total advertising market, yet in 2010 four of the 10 most-complained-about ads were on billboards. Only three of those 10 cases were upheld - that is, decided against the advertiser - and two of them were billboard ads.

The Advertising Standards Bureau, the complaints-handling arm of the self-regulating advertising industry, investigates about 500 cases a year across all forms of advertising. About 50 of these cases, or 10 per cent, are upheld. But of the 10 billboards that were most complained about between January 2010 and July 2011, five were upheld. That's a 50 per cent strike rate - five times the overall average.

If there's something special about the billboard as a medium that makes it more likely to offend, it's the fact you can't turn it off - and you can't decide who sees it. In the words of the Senate review of the National Classification Scheme, whose report was tabled in June: ''Lack of choice about whether a person is exposed to outdoor advertising distinguishes this form of advertising from other mediums.''

The Senate's legal and constitutional affairs references committee noted there had been calls for a blanket G rating to be applied to all outdoor advertising ''on the basis that it is visible to a general audience'' and recommended that ''to the extent possible, the National Classification Scheme should apply equally to all content, regardless of the medium of delivery''.

That would be a disaster, insists Fiona Jolly, chief executive of the Advertising Standards Bureau. ''I would never advocate for a regulatory system when self-regulation works so well,'' says Jolly, who has previously advised the Attorney-General's Department on censorship matters.

If all ads were to be classified, they would first need to be seen, and that would be a highly costly exercise. According to the industry's peak body, the Australian Association of National Advertisers, more than 30,000 ads were produced for the outdoor market in 2010. ''It would not give any better community outcomes that would justify the use of taxpayers' money,'' says Jolly.

She cites the low level of complaints - the most-complained-about ad of 2010 attracted just 220 submissions to the ASB - as proof that the advertising industry understands the sensitivities of the wider community.

But critics of the system insist the rate of complaints is a poor measure of what the community really thinks. A Victorian government report into the portrayal of women in outdoor advertising in 2002 cited research that found the rate of conversion from someone being offended to someone actually making a complaint was incredibly low.

''Of the female respondents who had seen something inappropriate in outdoor advertising (37 per cent), almost two in every three (62 per cent) had thought about complaining, but only 4 per cent of those who thought about complaining did so,'' the report said.

Even the regulator concedes there's no way of knowing what the real rate of offence is. ''We tried and in the end came to the view that one complaint is the tip of the iceberg really, but how big or deep that iceberg is you can't tell,'' says Jolly.

The failings of self-regulation are not just numerical, says Melinda Tankard Reist, a writer and founder of the lobby group Collective Shout, which campaigns against the objectification of women and the sexualisation of children in advertising and the media.

''The self-regulatory system simply means advertisers and marketers can get away with anything,'' she says. Her particular concern is with the proliferation of images of women and teenage girls in highly sexualised or suggestive poses, and the fact that such images are on view for everyone, including young children, at all times.

''If a man were to put up images of naked or semi-naked women in the workplace, that's considered sexual harassment, but if they're up on a billboard or the side of a bus, somehow that's considered OK. It's a double standard and you wouldn't get away with it anywhere else,'' Tankard Reist says.

Collective Shout operates from a leftist-feminist position, but finds itself in the same camp as certain Christian groups and the family lobby in calling for tighter regulation of the industry.

But regardless of where these groups are coming from, the industry view is that they are misguided. ''When we're talking about exposure for children I think billboards are the least of our worries,'' Todd Sampson, chief executive of advertising agency Leo Burnett said on The Gruen Transfer on September 8.

''We're better off trying to world-proof our children rather than childproof the world, because it's just not going to happen.''

The regulation stick was, however, wielded in the Reclaiming Public Space report tabled in the House of Representatives in July.

In the introduction to this report, the chairman, Labor's Graham Perrett, attacked what he identified as the advertising industry's lack of responsiveness to community concerns. ''If the industry does not demonstrate over the next few years that self-regulation can appropriately operate within the bounds of community expectations for appropriate outdoor advertising, then the committee strongly recommends that the Australian government institute regulatory measures.

''This report has listened to the Australian community and, on behalf of the Australian community, it says enough is enough. It is time to reclaim our public spaces.''

But despite the tough talk, the report ultimately opted to maintain the self-regulatory regime, albeit with a threat to move to regulation if the industry is unable to demonstrate by June 2013 that it has lifted its game.

As chief executive of the Outdoor Media Association, Charmaine Moldrich says she has already begun to act on some of the issues raised in the report. The OMA is running education sessions on community standards for its members (who control the billboard spaces, but not their content), and advisory and content review services have been in place since August.

But Moldrich insists this isn't a case of the industry being forced to act. ''I think it would have happened without the reviews because we'd been talking about it at boardroom level for a while. It's about a mode of doing business that makes your industry look good out there in the community. I don't think we were driven by the stick of regulation so much as the carrot of success.''

She insists the media focuses disproportionately on the rare negatives in outdoor media rather than positives, for example the OMA's funding of public infrastructure such as bus shelters and rubbish bins, and its donation of $15 million a year of ad space to public service and charitable campaigns.
''What we're really talking about here is how powerful billboards are,'' she says.

''They're on 24/7. It's the largest broadcasting medium as the media fragments. The fact you can't turn it on or off is a strength, and in a very small amount of cases it's a weakness; but most of the stuff that's sold on the medium is completely benign. It's the stuff that makes up a capitalist society. It's advertising, and if you find it offensive, I'm not sure where you want to live.''

The OMA insists the numbers prove that most of the time, the industry is spot on in its interpretation of community standards. In 2010, just 66 billboard ads attracted complaints. Of those, only seven were upheld. ''In other words, 99.98 per cent of outdoor advertisements in 2010 were in accordance with prevailing community standards,'' the OMA said recently.

What's more, Moldrich adds, some of those complaints were very narrowly focused. ''There were vegetarians who complained about a lamb ad … people who complained about the anti-smoking ads because their children were horrified because mummy once smoked. Some got hundreds of complaints, some only got one, but the moment you complain you set off the system.''

The billboard that triggers the most popular outrage is the Australian Medical Institute's Longer Lasting Sex ad. The funny thing is, it was banned by the ASB in 2008 (that it lingers so clearly in the memory attests to its power as a longer-lasting source of irritation).

Another frequently invoked ad, for Windsor Smith shoes, was last seen in 2000 (at which time the company declared the outrage it had provoked was ''the best branding exercise we could have ever asked for'', and valued the coverage at $4 million).

The ASB's Fiona Jolly and the OMA's Charmaine Moldrich are adamant that the fact that such old cases are always dragged up proves just how much the industry has moved on.

And to Moldrich, the fact that another Australian Medical Institute ad - ''Be a man and … hold your load'' - was among 2010's most complained about billboards (it was upheld) in no way undermines that argument. ''Ultimately, people in a democracy know they can complain to someone,'' she says. ''That's why you have vocal minorities getting so much airplay at the moment, whether it's about the carbon tax or lamb ads.

''I don't have a problem with that. We live in a democracy, that's how it works and there are good things about it and bad things about it. But it's a system that's working.''

Karl Quinn is entertainment editor.



Source: http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/signs-of-the-times-20110920-1kjca.html#ixzz1ZRLsugof

Opinion: FCUK sign

Neither clever nor funny, it's just offensive
ROBERT Doyle is right. The FCUK sign that besmirches our cityscape should be torn down.

As the Lord Mayor says in his column on Page 3 of today's Sunday Herald Sun, the giant billboard is neither clever nor funny. It is just offensive.

That it shouts from the wall of a warehouse facing one of the city's busiest thoroughfares makes the 45m long and 15m high sign even more offensive.

As Cr Doyle writes: "It is an insulting and gratuitous blot on our urban landscape."

It's a fair bet a reasonable person - particularly parents who drive past the sign with their kids in the back seat - would agree with the Lord Mayor.

And they should not be dismissed as wowsers. A major concern for parents is the increasing sexualisation of our children. Television is laden with inappropriate imagery bombarding our young.

And this sign does exactly that. Children should not be exposed while looking out of the window of a car to what is effectively nothing more than an anagram of a swear word.

In such a highly sexualised culture as ours, it's hard enough for parents to shield children from inappropriate influences. This sign makes their job even harder.

We urge Cr Doyle to bring on a legal fight and pull the sign down. Force the FCUK owners to front the Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal and tell parents why their offensive sign should stay.

Maybe then, when brought to account, they'll see reason.


Source: http://www.heraldsun.com.au/opinion/editorials/neither-clever-nor-funny-its-just-offensive/story-e6frfhqo-1226128846593

Sept 11, FCUK sign taken down

Robert Doyle's French kiss-off
Robert Doyle
Melbourne Lord Mayor Robert Doyle has successfully campaigned to remove the FCUK sign. Source: Herald Sun

FCUK is g-o-n-e. In a major victory for people power and Melbourne Lord Mayor Robert Doyle, French Connection has agreed to tear down its giant FCUK sign greeting motorists as they approach the Bolte Bridge.

In a column in last week's Sunday Herald Sun, Cr Doyle demanded the offensive sign be replaced.

Almost 10,000 readers voted on the issue at heraldsun.com.au, with 52 per cent backing his call.

And now the company has agreed and will dump FCUK in favour of French Connection.

Work on transforming the sign is expected to be completed in the next three weeks.

Mr Doyle said: "I'm delighted. It is a very good compromise.

"I think it is a win for the company, a win for the city and a win for the people of Melbourne and our visitors."

French Connection originally applied to the City of Melbourne for permission to keep the sign as it is until 2022.

However, the council agreed to only six years on the understanding the FCUK logo would soon be replaced.

A French Connection spokesman said the company was now working on the logistics of transforming the sign.

"It's a big undertaking and there might be some engineering work involved so we don't have an exact date yet," the spokesman said.


Source: http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-news/robert-doyles-french-kiss-off/story-fn7x8me2-1226133846656

FCUK sign Melbourne, "take it down"

Tear down 'offensive' FCUK sign says Robert Doyle

Melbourne Lord Mayor Robert Doyle

  • From: Sunday Herald Sun


  • September 04, 2011 12:00AM




  • Robert Doyle
    Melbourne Lord Mayor Robert Doyle wants the FCUK sign removed. Picture: Jay Town Source: Herald Sun

    IT'S always a pleasure returning to the world's most liveable city. But on Friday - after a quick trip to Canberra - as I drove towards the Bolte Bridge, there it was. As big and offensive as ever.

    It is on the left: 45m long and 15m high.

    FCUK.

    Honestly.

    Do the advertisers think this is clever? That the transposition of two letters somehow makes this a sophisticated word play rather than a cheap obscenity?

    It is not clever. It is not funny. It is an insulting and gratuitous blot on our urban landscape.

    When this sign was first brought to my attention, we did some investigation at the City of Melbourne. It appears it migrated to us from the City of Moonee Valley when a local government boundary changed in 2008.

    Moonee Valley Council gave the sign a planning permit in October 2002.

    We couldn't find any documentation. When we inquired further, we found that the Moonee Valley permit was valid only until 2006. We immediately asked that the sign be taken down.
    A lawyer acting on FCUK's behalf advised the City of Melbourne that his client had engaged planning consultants to apply for a permit extension.

    Changes to State Government regulations back in 2001 mean that FCUK can now apply to extend its original permit until October 2022.

    We got outflanked by astute lawyers. The moment they applied for an extension of the "existing" permit, they were protected and the sign can remain, even though it has not had a valid permit since 2006.

    The thing that makes me most angry, though, is we have no control over the content of the sign - or indeed any sign. Content is not regulated by our planning system. It is governed by the Advertising Standards Board.

    The many surveys by the Advertising Standards Board into its own activities consistently find that the board's decisions about what is appropriate are far more permissive than community standards.

    So what can we do about FCUK? We could try refusing a permit extension for the billboard. But that can only be on planning grounds under the planning scheme, because it is a "major promotional sign".

    It seems inexplicable, but apparently those 2001 changes to state planning law mean the company can claim a valid permit (even though it expired in 2006) and apply for an extension for 10 more years.
    We can refuse the extension and wind up in VCAT, where we will probably lose.

    Because of slippery law, changes to guidelines, previous City of Moonee Valley oversight and a continuation of self-regulation, I wonder if there is anything we can do about the content of the sign, which remains offensive and inappropriate.

    It is designed to titillate and embolden the 11-year-old boy who looks up the anagram of this word in the dictionary as an amusing pastime.

    My feeling is that we should try to refuse the permit.

    Or maybe we can be clever: allow a permit for the sign, but make it the size of a postage stamp.

    But in the end, perhaps our best recourse is people power.

    To paraphrase Ronald Reagan in 1987: "Pull down this sign."


    Source: http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-news/tear-down-offensive-fcuk-sign-says-robert-doyle/story-fn7x8me2-1226128850796

    Tuesday, May 31, 2011

    Swearing Fines in Victoria

    Big fines for those who cry foul

    Josh Gordon
    May 31, 2011
    TO PUT it bluntly, we're all f---ed. It might be therapeutic to let off a stream of expletives if your team is getting flogged or if you hit your finger with a hammer, but it can also be illegal.

    And under laws set to be introduced to State Parliament this week, Victoria Police will get permanent powers to slap potty-mouthed perpetrators with on-the-spot fines of up to $240 for using language deemed to be indecent, disorderly, offensive or threatening.

    The crackdown — which extends the Baillieu government's ever-growing law-and-order agenda — means police will be able to issue infringement notices for offensive behaviour and indecent language similar to parking and speeding fines.

    Attorney-General Robert Clark said the idea was to lower the police workload by allowing them to issue fines instead of tackling bad language using the court system.

    "It frees up police time for other law enforcement activities and enables them to more readily issue penalties against those offenders who deserve them," Mr Clark said.

    "By providing police with as many enforcement tools as possible, Parliament is sending a strong signal that people who engage in criminal behaviour can expect to be dealt with under the law."

    Offensive language has been an offence in Victoria since 1966. Swearing — if it is deemed serious enough — can carry a penalty of up to two years' jail, and is even considered an offence if no one is present to hear it.

    The new laws for indecent language will carry a fine of two-penalty units, equivalent to about $238.90.
    Mr Clark said the laws would also allow police to issue infringement notices to people who commit "offensive behaviour" or to people who are "drunk, quarrel or violent", who refuse to leave a pub or club when asked to go and for allowing the unauthorised consumption of alcohol on a "party bus".

    The move follows a three-tier trial that was previously due to end on June 30 but will now be made permanent.

    The latest crackdown on anti-social behaviour follows a move to introduce mandatory minimum jail terms for youths aged 16 and 17 convicted of violent offences, despite concern among the legal profession.

    Shadow attorney-general Martin Pakula said Labor would not oppose the bill because it had introduced the trial in 2008.

    Source: http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/big-fines-for-those-who-cry-foul-20110530-1fctb.html

    Tuesday, May 10, 2011

    'Tsunami' and 'meltdown' - metaphorical sense not used

    The real tsunami

    The Word

    The Japanese disaster silenced two metaphors at once

    April 03, 2011|By Erin McKean

    It was only three weeks ago that tsunami was mostly a metaphor. Up until March 11, the day that a massive 9.0 earthquake and an accompanying tsunami hit Japan, the word was being used in news stories to describe all kinds of trends and surges: An op-ed in The Atlanta Journal-Constitution talked about “the senior tsunami (of hunger) beginning to cast its long shadow across all our communities”; a blog at The Wall Street Journal quoted someone talking about a “cheating tsunami…defining college athletics today”; at Computerworld we could have read about the “coming tsunami of Android tablets.”
    And then the metaphorical use of tsunami disappeared. Suddenly, there was only one tsunami, and it was the one that had hit northeastern Honshu. It’s unlikely that writers were concerned that readers would possibly be confused with reference to the real event. What happened is that writers confronted with the literal tsunami now had to look at the metaphor in a new light.

    As Michael Quinion of World Wide Words pointed out last week, tsunami (derived from the Japanese words for harbor and wave) used to be a highly technical term, mostly restricted to seismologists and oceanographers, who were more concerned with the mechanics of the earth’s behavior than the word’s symbolic value. Authors noticed its potential, however, and tsunami started to catch on as a metaphor, especially in more literary writing. In 1970, in his novel “Moving On,” Larry McMurtry used the phrase “a tsunami of feminism.” Vanity Fair in 1991 had James Wolcott writing about “the new tsunami of Japanese fiction,” and Salman Rushdie used the word in its full context in 1999 in “The Ground Beneath Her Feet”: “The earthquake has already claimed her but after the earthquake comes the tidal wave, drowning Vina under the tsunami of her selves.” Tidal wave might be more common, but tsunami had a slightly cooler, more exotic appeal, and over time it became just another figure of speech.

    In some ways, this is just what English does. Speakers and writers frenetically produce and voraciously consume metaphors, always looking for striking new images to give our language fresh power. Over time, with repeated use, the sharp edges of those striking images are worn down, and they become clichés. We tend to assume that this process only runs one direction, and that the language is constantly being watered down — literally has lost most of its power as it becomes just a figurative term, and tremendous and dreadful no longer carry their original power of inspiring trembling and dread.

    But as soon as real human lives are affected, a kind of reset happens, no matter how tired and domesticated the metaphor. Compassion seems to have the power of returning even watered-down metaphors to full strength. Many of us have run into this from time to time when we both say and immediately stumble over a casual “do you see my point?” or “take a look” when talking to a person who is visually disabled, or even saying “I was a little short with him” when talking to a petite friend.

    When the tsunami hit last month, this feeling swept the entire culture, as though we suddenly woke up to what we’d really been saying all along. Words such as awesome, once tamed, can’t be restored to their former state — and indeed most metaphorical uses don’t tend to be boxed out by the fact that we still need to use the “real” meanings sometimes. (The presence of a real-life acrobat hanging from a trapeze over their shoulder wouldn’t prevent writers from describing overwrought phrases as “verbal acrobatics.”)

    But destructive metaphors ( tsunami, of course, but also tornado, hurricane, tidal wave, and volcano) seem to be only on loan, to be called back to their previous roles at a moment’s notice. In fact the Japanese disaster was unique, or nearly so, in revoking two metaphors at the same time: The subsequent events at the Fukushima Daiichi power plant immediately made meltdown seem totally wrong for a starlet’s tantrum or an outburst from your boss.

    Our hunger for metaphor can sometimes be all-consuming: Fresh figures of speech are a large part of what feeds our delight in language, and without them we’d be immersed in bland declarative statements, without the power to force different perspectives or points of view. The discovery of an apt or striking metaphor is one of the true joys of writing and reading, and the flexibility with which words can depart from their normal environments to take up entirely new lives in completely different situations is usually something to celebrate.

    The danger, though, comes when we assume that the metaphorical use is all there is, and forget about the literal reality below the surface of the words we say. We talk about a “tsunami of information” or a toddler’s “meltdown,” we turn the near-inconceivable event into the quotidian daily occurrence. And so we think we know what a tsunami or a meltdown is, until we realize we had absolutely no idea.

    Erin McKean is a lexicographer and founder of Wordnik.com. E-mail her at erin@wordnik.com.

    Source: http://articles.boston.com/2011-04-03/bostonglobe/29377633_1_new-tsunami-tidal-wave-metaphor

    'Slut' - Linguistic analysis

    Why is the word 'slut' so powerful?



    SlutWalk protest in Toronto

    Women in North America have been marching over the use of the word "slut". But why does the word have the power to arouse so much passion?

    Thousands of women in the US and Canada have marched in response to a Toronto police officer's comment that women should try not to dress like "sluts" to avoid being raped or victimised.

    As well as opposing the notion that female victims may have helped provoke attacks, many of the women - who call their protests SlutWalks - are attempting to reclaim the word itself.

    "Slut" is now commonly used on both sides of the Atlantic to refer to promiscuous women in a derogatory fashion.

    Despite feminism and the sexual revolution, the word slut still reverberates with negative connotations linked to sexual promiscuity, and it is still applied predominantly to women rather than men.

    Growing trend

    "Historically, the term 'slut' has carried a predominantly negative connotation... whether dished out as a serious indictment of one's character or merely as a flippant insult, the intent behind the word is always to wound, so we're taking it back," a statement on the SlutWalk website reads. "'Slut' is being re-appropriated."

    SlutWalk protest in Toronto 

    So far, SlutWalks have taken place in Canada and the US, but events are being planned in the UK and Australia.

    This is part of a growing trend to "reclaim" words that have been given a negative connotation, says TV lexicographer Susie Dent.

    "Gay culture reclaimed the word 'queer'," she says. "It is about picking these words up and using them with pride."

    Psychoanalyst and social critic Susie Orbach says she loves the idea of woman trying to reclaim the world slut "in order to take the sting out of it".

    "The problem with the word slut is that it has cut women off because they have an energy around their sexual desires and we are still so prejudiced about this. But if we reclaim the word, it simply becomes an issue of 'so what?'."

    Many women argue that the very word slut is an embodiment of the double standards employed when discussing the sexual appetites of women and men. Women are described as sluts, while men are often referred in a less derogatory light as "studs" or a "ladies man".

    The word has managed to retain its currency, says Susie Dent.

    "Words like tarty or strumpet appear very old-fashioned but slut seems to still have a powerful connotation," she says.

    "This could partly be because it is short and pithy and you can say it with power. Also, it has never deviated from its original roots.

    According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the word "slut" has a number of meanings. From the Middle Ages onwards, it was used to describe "a woman of dirty, slovenly, or untidy habits or appearance". This is a meaning that many older people would use it for even now.

    "The earliest citation of the word was 1402," says Lisa Sutherland, commissioning editor at Collins Language. It was used by Thomas Hoccleve in the Letter of Cupid to describe someone who was slovenly or dirty.

    Dirty and bold

    Definition of "slut" from the Oxford English Dictionary (OED)
    1: 1. a. A woman of dirty, slovenly, or untidy habits or appearance; a foul slattern. b. A kitchen-maid; a drudge. rare. c. A troublesome or awkward creature. Obs. 2. a. A woman of a low or loose character; a bold or impudent girl; a hussy, jade.

    "It was definitely a pejorative reference," says Sutherland, "but it wasn't always used in that way". Samuel Pepys referred to his servant girl as being an "admirable slut" in a playful, affectionate way in 1664, says Sutherland. "John Bunyan also used it playfully in 1678."

    Its alternative meaning describing a "woman of a low or loose character" or a "bold or impudent girl or a hussy" was first cited in the late 15th Century, but it wasn't until the 19th Century that this usage really began to develop. Charles Dickens, for example, used it in Nicholas Nickleby.

    "There was a big spike in its use in the early 1920s," says Sutherland. "This was just after the end of World War I. Women had gained independence, this might have frightened men because women were encroaching on areas they used to dominate. Women were going out, they were drinking and they were being referred to in a derogatory way."

    According to Collins, there was also a spike in the 1980s.

    "According to our records, common references were 'little slut' and 'cheap slut'," says Sutherland.

    The alternative meaning had a slight resurgence in the 1960s, when journalist and broadcaster Katharine Whitehorn identified herself with the "slovenly women" in an article entitled Sluts.
     
    "Have you ever taken anything out of the dirty-clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? Changed stockings in a taxi? Could you try on clothes in any shop, any time, without worrying about your underclothes? How many things are in the wrong room - cups in the study, boots in the kitchen?" she wrote.

    The right answers, said Whitehorn, make "you one of us: the miserable, optimistic, misunderstood race of sluts."

    But today in the UK, it is probably only your grandmother who will continue to use this reference.

    Language has the capacity to change, but will the efforts of the women behind the SlutWalk be successful?
    "It has a good chance of being reclaimed by the 'right' people," says Dent. "But it will remain offensive if it is used by someone not in that group, by those outside the 'in crowd'."


    Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13333013

    Changing Taboos

    'Anti-slut' movement plans London protest march next month

    Benedict Moore-Bridger
    9 May 2011
     
    A Canadian policeman who told women to stop dressing like "sluts" to avoid being attacked has sparked a worldwide protest movement which could see more than 3,000 people join a march in London next month.

    Pc Michael Sanguinetti was giving a talk on health and safety to a group of students at Osgoode Hall Law School in Toronto when he reportedly told them: "You know, I think we're beating around the bush here. I've been told I'm not supposed to say this - however, women should avoid dressing like sluts in order not to be victimised."

    He later apologised and was disciplined by the Toronto police, although he remains on duty.
    Criticism of the officer's comment led to a "SlutWalk" by protesters in Toronto last month, and other cities in Canada and the US have seen similar demonstrations.

    The organisers said they wanted to reappropriate the word "slut" to fight a culture of "fear and victimisation", and some marchers wore provocative clothing to emphasise that no one deserves to be attacked. Thousands are now expected to join a SlutWalk from Trafalgar Square to Hyde Park on June 4, at the same time as rallies in Chicago and Amsterdam.

    The London protest is being organised by Anastasia Richardson, who was angry about Pc Sanguinetti's comment. Miss Richardson, 17, of Oxfordshire, said: "People say it was a throwaway line, but if someone hears about a case of sexual assault or rape, the questions asked are 'Are you sure you didn't ask for it?' 'What were you wearing?' 'How drunk were you?' The problem is it puts blame on the victim and that attitude is insidious.

    "There is a lot of controversy around the name, but anyone can be called a slut - it's used to victimise and scare people." She added: "I was not expecting the London one to be so big but it has really resonated with a lot of people. My family are being really supportive and I've been in touch with all the other organisers. It has become a bit of a phenomenon."

    The SlutWalk London website states more should be done to protect victims. It adds: "All over the world, women are constantly made to feel like victims, told they should not look a certain way, should not go out at night, should not go into certain areas, should not get drunk, should not wear high heels or make up, should not be alone with someone they don't know.

    "Not only does this divert attention away from the real cause of the crime - the perpetrator - but it creates a culture where rape is OK, where it's allowed to happen."


    Source: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23948119-anti-slut-movement-plans-london-protest-march-next-month.do

    *juxtapose against Youtube comments: eg. 'Dear replay button, sorry for raping you'. 'I totally raped the replay button' = Changing taboos over time (2011)

    Slut - reclaimation [similar to 'nigger' and 'queer']

    Do the SlutWalk

    The slutwalk: a bit like the cripwalk but with fewer clothes

    SlutWalks are coming to a town (and dictionary) near you, but if you're a hormone-charged teenage boy don't get too excited: these slutwalks are feminist in nature and all about the ways in which women are viewed and treated by some men.

    The SlutWalk is a response to a speech given by a police officer in Toronto, Canada who ill-advisedly told his student audience that if women wanted to avoid being raped they should stop "dressing like sluts". In this article in yesterday's Evening Standard, Rosamund Irwin makes the excellent point that rape is not necessarily something that happens to only scantily-clad young women, but pensioners, children and nearly all types of women in whatever type of clothing. Years ago, feminist friends made it clear to me that while sex is the means of inflicting the attack, rape is more about power and dominance than it is about sexual attraction. As Irwin points out, blaming the victim is "still a frighteningly common response to sexual assault", but it's a mindset that some people can't get out of. The SlutWalks are an imaginative and witty response to this.

    This article on the BBC News magazine site takes a linguistic tack and explores the history of the word slut, making the point that very much like nigger and queer, the word has been reclaimed... or at least, has been claimed to have been reclaimed: these things are never as simple as saying "This word used to mean x, but from now on, this word means y!".

    Like other forms of reclamation, there are problems. Unreconstructed racists might still use the word nigger in its pejorative and racist sense, while a black teenager from Peckham (or Tim Westwood-lookalikes) might use it in its reclaimed sense. Likewise, supporters of the gay rights movement might use queer in its reclaimed sense while homophobes and other bigots might still use it as a term of abuse. Each word exists in a state of duel identity: it's OK to use it in one context but not another. And tied in with reclamation is the idea that something in the original sense of the word is being celebrated. In the case of queer it's maybe a celebration of deviance as a positive force, with nigger it's perhaps an embrace of the threatening, brutal aspects of the original word as a way of defiantly chucking an insult back into the faces of racists. With slut it's all about celebrating female independence and a woman's control over her own body and sexual desires.

    Slut - like so many other words used to describe women's sexual behaviour and/or attractiveness - is still a loaded word, partly because of its connotations of dirt and "low morals" - but also because it is used by some men (and some women) to cast judgements on the behaviour of others. So what, you might say: lots of words do that.

    The difference here, perhaps is that double-standards are at work. Just have a look at adjectives like dirty and filthy. Often these are used as terms of approval by men to describe sexually independent or adventurous women, but equally they can be used by the same men to abuse a woman they consider to be too independent or too adventurous (often because they're not having sex with them, but with someone else...).

    Back in the early 1970s, Julia Stanley looked at the proportion of negative words used to label men and women and found a massive disparity, almost always in favour of men. Since then, things have changed - or so we're told. While the terms of abuse used to belittle boys and men tend to revolve around homosexuality - faggot, gay, batty man etc. - the ones used to denigrate girls and women are often related to their availability (or not) for sex with males: sket, slag, whore, junge, tight, frigid and slut.

    To put it simply, lots of women - perhaps young women more than others - have to negotiate a world where to lots of boys if you're not tight, you're slack. It's not a level playing field for women, and the language used to describe them is often riddled with double-standards, so I'm all in favour of slutwalks and the rationale for holding them in the first place.


    Source: http://englishlangsfx.blogspot.com/2011/05/do-slutwalk.html

    Sunday, May 8, 2011

    British Politics - Sexist Language

    Calm down, dear? Do me a favour David Cameron – language matters

    Libby Brook

    Women's position in society is already being weakened by this government. Cameron's words should not undermine it further

    David Cameron comment
    George Osborne – although not Nick Clegg – finds David Cameron's 'Calm down, dear' highly amusing. Photograph: PA

    When Michael Winner delivers his catchphrase "Calm down, dear" on the Esure insurance ads he does, on occasion, have the good grace to do so dressed as a fairy. For David Cameron at prime minister's questions this week there was no such self-ironising. He directed the borrowed injunction at the shadow Treasury secretary Angela Eagle while in costume as leader of the coalition. He did not even carry a string of sausages, which would at least have made explicit the official return to Punch and Judy politics that he was initially so keen to rid the house of.

    For some, the incident was a simple case of mask slippage: Cameron's modern facade cracking under pressure to reveal the Eton-entitled, habitually sexist Bullingdon bully beneath. But, as it became clear that offence had been taken by a constituency bigger than Ed Balls – making easy feminist hay on behalf of the opposition – the debate revealed a response that was, if not polarised, then certainly non-equatorial.

    Male sketchwriters and assorted Westminster aficionados either affected bemused indulgence on behalf of their slighted sisters or scented the whiff of political-correctness-gone-mad. The storm was argued back into its teacup. This was just a joke and a gender-blind one at that. The House of Commons is a bearpit and those participating have tacitly accepted that the usual rules of polite discourse need not apply. Edwina Currie was among former female ministers wheeled out to pooh-pooh the notion of "bleating about being a woman". Ergo, telling a female colleague to "Calm down, dear" is Not That Big A Deal.

    To these assorted exculpations I reply: "Do me a favour, love!" (For those whose mental data cloud does not include a section marked Public Wallyfication, this refers to Sky Sports presenters Andy Gray and Richard Keys discussing the West Ham vice-chair, Karren Brady, off-air.) Because language really, really matters. It is fundamental to how we construct and convey meaning. And when that meaning is: "I am expressing paternalistic concern at your inability [as a woman] to rein in your emotion" then yes, that is sexist and yes, it is a big deal. To undermine her anger as hysteria, to reference her femaleness, is a particularly male way of putting a woman down.

    In her seminal treatise Man Made Language, the feminist theorist Dale Spender makes the argument that language is a system that embodies sexual inequality. She offers evidence of the loss of prestige experienced when men are referred to in female terms ("don't be such a girl")***, and the way that words to describe women are consistently sexualised or imply over-emotion and weakness. (Nick Clegg, since the earliest coalition negotiations, has been described by critics as a "harlot", a "flirt" and "arm candy".) Spender noted that, while males have more control over meaning and more control over talk (one study found men were responsible for 98% of interruptions in mixed conversation), women are in a double bind: damned if they do and damned if they don't talk like a lady.

    Language is about inclusion and exclusion. Whether certain men revert to sexist banter when they think they can get away with it, as was the case with Gray and Keys, is beside the point. What matters is that nowadays, in the majority of public spaces and, crucially, workplaces, such behaviour is policed by other men as well as women. What matters is that when women don't hear this kind of language on a regular basis they get the message that they belong and become more confident about speaking up. That this subtle but fundamental inclusion is not manifest in our own parliament is of profound concern.

    To those who would at this point query the existence of my funny bone, I would respectfully suggest that humour is about context as well as content. "Cheer up, darling, it might never happen"? It already has, and here is the context in the spring of 2011. There are just four women cabinet ministers and one of those comes unelected from the Lords. All the decisions about cuts to benefits and services that are affecting women, and especially single mothers, disproportionately are being made with little female input.

    Indeed, across the coalition benches as a whole, women are woefully underrepresented, with a recent Fabian analysis forecasting the complete demise of Liberal Democrat women in the house after the next election. And it's hard not to see this as evidenced directly in the slew of anti-woman proposals that have emanated from the government since last May: be that the bungled child benefit changes, alterations to abortion provision and anonymity in rape trials, or the current assault on equality legislation under the guise of Cameron's "Red Tape Challenge".

    Meanwhile, David Willetts sees fit to blame feminism for working-class worklessness, the Telegraph posts a "whose boobs are these?" blog alongside a photo of a headless Labour MP, and the most visible woman anywhere near the government remains Samantha Cameron, who could this week be found baking cupcakes for a royal wedding street party. As women's position in society is weakened by recession, the government's response to that recession, and their representation within that government, it is frightening to see just how quickly the wider culture takes its cue to move backward. I see no reason to be calm about it.

    Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/apr/28/calm-down-dear-david-cameron
    http://englishlangsfx.blogspot.com/2011/05/calm-down-dear.html

    ***NOTE ALSO: "you hit like a girl"

    Sunday, April 10, 2011

    AFL, Footy + Swear Words

    Motlop fined over offensive language

    Liza Kappelle
    April 4, 2011

      AAP

      Charges of assault have been withdrawn against Port Adelaide AFL player Daniel Motlop and he's escaped conviction for swearing at a teammate's girlfriend.

      The 29-year-old forward pleaded guilty in the Adelaide Magistrates Court on Monday to using offensive language against Jacob Surjan's girlfriend.

      Motlop had been due to face trial over the argument at a bar in Glenelg in April last year but entered the guilty plea after a charge of assaulting the woman was dropped.
      Prosecutor Sergeant Graham Smith told the court Motlop's fiancee Tahlia DeFazio called him to the bar after arguing with Surjan's girlfriend, who is a friend of the mother of Motlop's son.

      Sgt Smith said Motlop got "right up in her face" and yelled: "I don't want you talking to her (DeFazio) you c***!"

      "You can f*** off, I want you to f*** off."

      Defence lawyer Michael Dadds said Motlop was almost immediately contrite but his apology was rejected.

      Magistrate Kym Boxall said the incident appeared to have a lot to do with Motlop's former relationship.

      He accepted it was a one-off and that Motlop was otherwise a role model for indigenous people.

      He cited a reference from Motlop's former coach, Mark Williams, who believed the incident stemmed from the "protective and caring" side of Motlop's nature.

      Mr Boxall fined Motlop $300 and did not convict him.

      Outside the court, the Power's football operations manager, Peter Rohde, said the club was pleased the matter was resolved.

      "It has been simmering away in the background, at one stage it looked like a number of our players were going to have to give evidence today, which would have been difficult for us to handle," he told reporters.

      He said Motlop and Surjan had handled it very maturely.

      Motlop, who was last year offered for trade after injury restricted him to nine games, was overlooked for Port's AFL season opener due to disciplinary reasons.

      Motlop's undisclosed breach came after he had been a standout performer during Port's pre-season in a bid to make amends.

      Mr Rohde said Motlop played very well for the SANFL at the weekend and was likely looking forward to getting back in the team over the next couple of weeks.


      Source: http://news.theage.com.au/breaking-news-national/motlop-fined-over-offensive-language-20110404-1cvxr.html

      Tuesday, March 29, 2011

      'Anarchy' - pt.2

      Anarchy in the UK

      Tuesday, March 29, 2011

      The 500,000-strong protests against the government's crippling cuts programme went ahead peacefully on Saturday, but to read the mainstream media you would have thought that the day was marked by an orgy of violence and destruction. Approximately 0.04% of those on the march were engaged in some sort of trouble, and even then 140 of the arrests have been for the outrageous crime of aggravated trespass, for sitting in a shop peacefully.

      Chief among the media's targets are protesters whom they term "anarchists". In today's Evening Standard, the columnist Sam Leith takes issue with the label "anarchist" as a catch-all term of abuse for any violent protester. Radio 4's Today programme discussed the philosophy and political strands of anarchism earlier in the day too, from class war anarchism through to pacifist, pastoral anarchism.

      One of Leith's more serious points is that the word "anarchist"  has become "an all-purpose boo-word for those who protest in ways we don't consider acceptable; and, cripplingly, a way of muddying and ignoring the actual political positions of the quarter of a million people who marched peacefully on Saturday" and it's a good one to make.

      The word is being chucked around with little thought for what it really means and that's not very helpful. It seems to be an example of semantic broadening, where the label itself has expanded to cover an increasing range of connotations - thuggish behaviour, disorder, chaos - when the word's original denotation means none of those things.

      Even more bizarre is the increasing obsession with what these "anarchists" will do when the royal wedding is on. Will they turn up and kick over old ladies' tables and upset tea urns at the street parties that literally...err... tens of people will be holding? Will they sip from tins of Special Brew and sneer as the happy couple tie the knot? What sick filth will these anarchists come up with next?

      Whatever your views on violent protest and the need to oppose government cuts  - and personally I don't think smashing up shop windows and fighting with the police down side streets is a particularly clever or successful way of gaining support for the cause - the whole way in which language is used to represent protests and all those involved has got to be worthy of a bit of extra scrutiny, particularly when the media coverage of half a million marchers gets relegated to the inside pages while the actions of (at most) a couple of hundred people make the front page and set the news agenda.


      Source: http://englishlangsfx.blogspot.com/2011/03/anarchy-in-uk.html

      'Anarchy'

      'Anarchist' isn't a synonym for 'thug' or 'vandal'

      Sam Leith
      28 Mar 2011

      Sir - Am I alone in deploring the corruption of the perfectly good English word "gay" by the militant homosexual lobby?

      Is it right that a word that once conveyed carefree insouciance should have been appropriated by degenerates who use the principal sewer of the human body as their playground?" It's not long since letters like this were regularly sent to newspapers, and we all laughed gaily at their fatuousness and futility.

      But now I find myself wanting to write such letters myself. I look at headlines such as "Anarchists on the rampage in London" and my hand twitches towards my green Biro: "Sir - Am I alone in deploring the corruption of the perfectly good English word 'anarchist' "

      The term has become an all-purpose boo-word for those who protest in ways we don't consider acceptable; and, cripplingly, a way of muddying and ignoring the actual political positions of the quarter of a million people who marched peacefully on Saturday.

      Anarchism is a political philosophy. It's a slightly wacky one, for sure - and anarchists tend to be unable to agree even among themselves on what exactly it means. But what does it tell us about the character of the protests or the issues involved to call everyone with a brick in his hand an "anarchist"?

      Given that the central idea all anarchisms have in common is the abolition of the state (not necessarily by violence), "anarchist" is a daft way of characterising the violent fellow travellers of a 250,000-strong movement protesting against the shrinking of the state.

      I have no doubt that there are protesters who would self-describe as "anarchists", having no more coherent political programme than a vague sense that The Sex Pistols were cool and that you might get laid if you're lucky enough to appear on the Nine O'Clock News wearing a hoodie and an Arafat scarf.

      But if a handful of violent teenage poseurs don't know what anarchism means, that's no excuse for the rest of us to adopt their ignorance. People resisting cuts to the public sector are the opposite of anarchists.

      In point of fact, the neo-liberal media campaigning against that other mindless boo-word, "bureaucrats", or bleating about "benefit scroungers" and the "client state", have more in common with most anarchists than they do with the committed Keynesians throwing scaffolding poles about yesterday.

      "Violent protesters"? Fine. "Thugs?" Sure, if you feel your readers are too dumb to understand a news story without a value judgment. "Vandals"? That might work, too. But then, I guess, you'd have to brace yourself for a tide of outraged letters from stuffy old Visigoths.

      Source: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23935963-anarchist-isnt-a-synonym-for-thug-or-vandal.do

      Tuesday, March 8, 2011

      Colin Firth - The King's Speech

      Colin Firth hits out after swearing cut from The King's Speech

      March 1, 2011

        The King's Speech took many of the major gongs at the Oscars, but now a memorable scene has been edited to cut out swearing, making the film more accessible to American audiences.

        The film, about King George VI working with an unconventional Australian speech therapist to overcome a stammer, was given an R rating in the US, largely because of a swearing scene.

        The scene shows the royal, played by Colin Firth, at first reluctantly saying "bloody bugger to you, you beastly bastard", before letting fly with a string of obscenities in an exercise to relax his speech.

        Colin Firth ... the Oscar winner has spoken out against the dumbing down of The King's Speech in the US to attract a younger audience.  Colin Firth ... the Oscar winner has spoken out against the dumbing down of The King's Speech in the US to attract a younger audience. Photo: Reuters

        Producers of the film wanted to open it up to family audiences and have now muted parts of the scene to attract a PG-13 rating in the US, The Guardian reported.

        After winning the Oscar for best actor for the role, Firth spoke out against the edit.
        "I don't take this stuff lightly, but in the context of this film, it could not be more edifying, more appropriate," he told The Hollywood Reporter.

        "It's not vicious, it's not an insult or it's not in any of the contexts which might offend people.
        "Really, it's about a man who's trying to free himself through the use of certain words.
        "I still haven't met the person who would object, so I think the film should stand as it is."

        The Kings Speech won Oscars for best actor, best picture and best original screenplay, while Tom Hooper was named best director.

        Australian actor Geoffrey Rush, who played speech therapist Lionel Logue, missed out on the gong for best supporting actor, which went to Christian Bale for his role in The Fighter.

        The film was also co-produced by Australians Emile Sherman and Rush.

        Source: http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/oscars/colin-firth-hits-out-after-swearing-cut-from-the-kings-speech-20110301-1bc7l.html

        John Michael Howson 3AW

        'Up yours, darling': Howson slammed over radio meltdown

        Thomas Hunter
        February 14, 2011

          Veteran entertainment reporter John-Michael Howson today woke to calls for his sacking after his abusive on-air tantrum over the Seven network's treatment of Tony Abbott yesterday. 

          During a heated conversation about Mark Riley's now-infamous interview with the Opposition Leader, Howson verbally abused his radio 3AW co-presenter Nick McCallum and hurled sexist insults at a female producer.

          "You'll go to your grave defending these pricks," he shouted at McCallum, a Channel Seven reporter who co-presents the Sunday morning show with Howson and Darren James on 3AW.
          "That's what you are, Nick. You're part of that cabal. You can't be objective."

          But when McCallum described himself as "an independent person", and tried to explain the timeline of the event, Howson's attack became personal.

          "You dominate this show. You over-talk everybody. You over-talk the listeners. You've got the bloody producers up your backside doing everything you want them to do," he screamed, before turning to his attention to his 3AW producer, Cushla Travers.

          "Up yours, darling," he said. "Silly little girls masquerading as bloody producers."

          But the tirade today led to calls for Howson's sacking.

          Speaking this morning, 3AW figurehead Neil Mitchell said he agreed that Seven had set up Mr Abbott by airing his "shit happens" remark in response to being told in Afghanistan that an Australian Digger's death was not due to any single factor.

          But Mitchell said Howson's on-air behaviour, particularly his abuse of a producer, was unacceptable.
          "John-Michael confuses hysteria with debate sometimes," Mitchell said today.

          "Abusing producers - it's covering up your own inadequacies. I'd dump him ... You don't bully the staff. You don't involve the audience in that sort of nonsense. If I had my way he'd be stamping his little feet as he went out the door."

          3AW program director Clark Forbes told The Age there would be no sackings as a result of the outburst.
          He said the program was known for its "forthright comments" but said Howson went "a little bit far in blaming the producer".

          "Producers are there to do the job for station and shouldn't be included in the rough and tumble that goes on on-air," Mr Forbes said.

          "I think John-Michael would agree with that. He probably just got a little bit excited in the heat of the moment ... He did apologise a little bit later and as far as I'm concerned that's where the matter ends."

          Source: http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/up-yours-darling-howson-slammed-over-radio-meltdown-20110214-1at0l.html

          Funny - Political Correctness

          It’s political correctness gone maaaaaaad!

          It’s been a big week this week for the politically correct.

          Cartoon: Mark Knight
          Cartoon: Mark Knight




          And then there are the sheep which have been feeling all sorts of things because the minority group of ‘black sheep’ has been singled out in the following:

          Baa baa black sheep
          Have you any wool?
          Yes sir! Yes sir!
          Three bags full!
          One for the master
          One for the dame
          And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.

          What’s wrong with this nursery rhyme? Well if the politically correct would have their way, we will be singing ‘Baa baa rainbow sheep’ to account for the many different skin colour types of sheep we have in our world.
          To date, I have only ever seen dirty grey sheep and black sheep, and apart from Mem Fox’s green sheep, I am not aware of any other coloured sheep. Nonetheless, we must recognise the rainbow sheep.

          But the failure to address the other exclusionary language in this rhyme is systematic of the myopia that has been created by single-issue policy teams.

          Or put more simply: one trick ponies.

          Let’s start with the distribution of wealth. Who gets the wool? While I’m happy for the master to get the bag as he owns the sheep, and happy for the dame to get a bag as she’s probably part owner of the same sheep, I’m less happy that there’s an ambit individual who on residential status alone gets the third bag.

          Who is this child and why does he get this wool? What criteria did he fulfil to get this wool? What are his family’s assets and income? Were these tested? And was there some sort of citizenship requirement? (Did he get a Bible or Koran?)

          Now about the use of the incorrect measurement of ‘bag’ rather than ‘bale’; I get narky about people using imperial measurement over metric. I have to insist that the ‘bag’ of wool be changed to a ‘bale’ as per the standard unit of wool.

          Clearly there are no ‘masters’ and ‘dames’ anymore. The Labor Government saw to that in the late 1980s. We should address these people more correctly and with more of an Australian sense of egalitarianism.

          We are also compelled to address the issue of same-sex couples. While same-sex marriage is not legal in Australia, under tax rules same-sex couples are recognised as ‘spouses’.

          And what have the feminists done about getting the little GIRL down the lane a bag of wool? If pay parity between men and women is such an important issue in women’s rights land, why has the distribution of the third unit of wool not been split in half?

          Just in: the Angora Goats Growers Association has protested that the lack of representation of goats in this nursery rhyme has built an unfair prejudice against Angora goat wool. They are seeking their goats’ inclusion in this nursery rhyme.

          (By including the goats we may have opened up a new issue with the goose down industry, who have always felt uncomfortable about the death of the old grey goose for Great Aunt Rudvee’s bed. But, as the issue of bedding isn’t in play here, we will get to that another day.)

          So, in the interests of fairness, equity, pay parity and inclusion, Baa Baa Black Sheep will now be sung as follows:

          Baa Baa rainbow sheep and angora goat
          Have you any wool?
          Yes sir/madam, yes sir/madam
          Three bales of them
          One for the man in charge and owner of the livestock
          And one for the person who is his spouse (for tax reasons) and half owner
          And one half each for the little boy and girl who reside in the area and are eligible under the criteria (available from the website).

          Source: http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/its-political-correctness-gone-maaaaaaad/

          Queensland Floods - Julia Gillard

          For reasons which are difficult to fathom, Julia Gillard has found herself on the receiving end of some particularly torrid criticism over her response to the Queensland flood crisis.

          Julia Gillard comforts Linda Bradley while Queensland Premier Anna Bligh looks on. Photo: Darren England
          Julia Gillard comforts Linda Bradley while Queensland Premier Anna Bligh looks on. Photo: Darren England


          Much of it is undoubtedly coming from those who already dislike the Prime Minister and will seize on any event or issue to run her down. But some of it appears to be coming from people who have no real interest in politics, no ideological axe to grind, but who have found themselves left cold by the PM’s performance this week.

          Julia Gillard has been criticised for smiling too much, not looking sad enough; at the same time, she’s been accused of affecting a hang-dog expression aimed at contriving a sense of concern, talking in a matronly monotone which makes her sound rehearsed and insincere.

          At a time when emergency crews are still searching for dozens of missing people, and when tens of thousands of people are mopping up sludge from their kids’ bedrooms and finding Christmas presents stuck in the trees, any discussion of the tone, language and demeanour of a politician, albeit our most senior politician, should logically rank extremely low on the list of priorities.

          That might be the case. But it’s been happening in earnest around the land. And it’s a significant problem for Julia Gillard.

          Tony Abbott hasn’t had a particularly good time of it this week either. Using the floods as the premise for attacking the cost of the national broadband network was absurd and almost tasteless. But Tony Abbott isn’t the Prime Minister and as such has less to lose through his handling of this important week.

          Tragedies can be the making of national leaders. In the wake of the Port Arthur massacre, just months into his prime ministership in 1996, John Howard won praise across the political divide for not only showing compassion, but devising the meaningful and politically difficult response of a national guns buyback, a move which inflamed traditional rural conservative voters and helped create the One Nation juggernaut which in 1998 would almost cost Howard power. In the wake of the Bali attacks in 2002, by which stage Howard was well entrenched as PM, he was again commended by many voters for a stoic but heartfelt response.

          This column might be overstating the extent of the disquiet about Gillard’s performance this week. But if any reader can point me to the groundswell of people lavishing praise upon Ms Gillard for her response, I’d like to see the evidence, as much of the chatter I’ve come across correlates with the following.

          June Beckett of Tumbi Umbi wrote in The Daily Telegraph: “Having watched the horror of the Queensland floods, I had naively hoped that the Prime Minister Julia Gillard, while expressing sympathy, would say a few words giving some inspiration to those afflicted. Instead, there she was dressed in black, intoning in a funereal voice…”

          Melinda Gaughwin, and others, on Twitter chose to retweet this bon mot from a fellow called Oscar7g who took issue with the PM’s manner at her many media calls this week: “Against Bligh’s staidness, Gillard just doesn’t cut it with her bobbing head and smarmy sincerity.”

          And this from Geoff O’Brien of Eltham in The Australian: “Watching the relative performances of Anna Bligh and Julia Gillard in discussing the tragic Queensland floods, one gets the sense that only one of these women is qualified to be Prime Minister. Do you like cold weather, Anna?”

          And so on.

          Much of this criticism is obviously comparative, drawing an unfavourable parallel with Queensland Premier Anna Bligh who, despite being the second-most unpopular State leader in the land, has won deserved plaudits for her workmanlike and tireless effort this week.

          Some of it is probably caused by the distraction of Kevin Rudd who, true to his 2007 campaign one-liner that he’s “from Queensland and here to help”, appears to have contacted every media outlet in the land to pass on the exact times and locations where he will be helping this week. Never mind that the help he’s been offering has been of a faintly comical tits-on-a-bull quality, as if the one thing you really need when your house has been inundated is to find a Mandarin-speaking foreign policy wonk bobbing about at the end of your driveway, the sleeves rolled down on his business shirt, cameras in tow. Still, good on him for the gesture anyway, even if much of it has been aimed at irritating the woman who stole his job and setting himself up as a de facto national leader in a time of crisis.

          My suspicion though is that the main source of the criticism towards Julia Gillard is Julia Gillard herself – principally, through the enduring and serious damage she did to her own credibility during the election campaign by drawing a distinction between the real Julia and the fake Julia. The words people are using to criticise the PM all go to sincerity. Her detractors think she sounds put-on, fake, phoney, rehearsed. Given that she told the Australian people that a fake Julia had been on the loose, it is more than understandable that many continue to have their doubts about her in the fair dinkum department. Despite flashes of her natural straight talk, energy and passion in the wake of last year’s election impasse, it has never really been established if the fake Julia was caught and replaced with the real one anyway, and this week has done nothing to set us straight.

          Source: http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/gillard-still-struggling-to-shake-the-fake-tag/


          "The only role Julia seems to be able to play in front of camera is that of a pedantic, emotionless, primary school headmistress lecturing slowly and carefully to a particularly dull-witted class." - playwright David Williamson.